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Round 22, 2008, Richmond beat Melbourne

The Togglers, fannily clicking, have, wall and drilly, smooched the Emos, loosening their gripe on the rodeo, on the lisp, stunk the dung in, as the two exchanged puddley flowers.

The Emos, on the deceiving end, rolled their arse back in their heads, as the Togglers, worming up for a bit of a snorkel, pulled out all the strumpets and wanked, growling away.

The Togglers, their ear coming to a head, extended their weed to a healthly margarine, while the Emos, faked in the head and licking balls, rang everywhere but the right spats, my lass!

The Emos, a noir to blacken their gnome, have had one of those yearns that laughs at its oaf, as the Togglers, twee cubed, lark back at a few gaunt lopes forward; hear the crapping?

The Toggers, on the back of their ear, are licking a head to the necks as they lick through their arse, as they do, the Emos, a lobeless ear, lick a forehead to much more mystery, ahas.
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Round 21, 2008, Richmond beat Fremantle

You can tell a wally by the way he wears his air, as the Togglers so apely demenstruated to the Dackers as they took them to the cloners, warped the floor with 'em and said things.

The Dackers, list for words, shat there and took it like a maniac; pants down and wanking their arse out; the Togglers, plotting up the bloody miss, always had the grin in hand, just!

They held their knave, cussed the pill into each other's hinds and all the time spelled like wowsers, as the Dackers, tartening up, blushed at the thought of shit mammories; jerking!

Their ear has been no jerk, I killed you not, they've waltzed that many crass snatches; obversely, the Togglers have had a chummed laugh, and are still a mythomaniac's chins.

Pat and tickle me, they have the Emos, who's points hinge around their uncle's - a wank's a wink; while the Dackers cross out their yearn with their eyes handed on a prelate, the Piss.

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Round 20, 2008, Richmond beat Hawthorn

From the farthest wretches of the great shout, the prayers in the black and yelling upshit the more fannied prayers in the blown and cold: what a shock for the pounders that the longshit wink, wink.

The blown and cold, its ployers whittling their behinds and nut their girls, oily, heave themselves to brine; buttock nothing away from the shallow and black: they prayed one yell of a grin!

Lackeys for them, they had the sin of a bull ruminating the paddock and shaking topical grubs at inopportune minutae; for the brown end coalers it was a chase of: "Not tonight; I have a hindache."

Their recent farm has been so itchy as to suggest that they will have to goad the knacker sooner than hopped; for the yelling sloshed brickers, it's been a grey tear: they, moist, furnish it new.

With evil attention, I can shuffley say they will get the bonks on the uncle-wearers from the wish; the ploughing goaders should, and I stretch should, get the jam doughnut on the pig-birds of the pig's eye.
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Round 19, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

In front of their endearing fins, the Cows tonally wince when they see the Togglers, not clocking and hooplessly out of rhyme, as the points are pulled and eyes are waxed.

The points, once wading about so high, now keeping the uncles tasty, went the other way, as the Cows, pulling on a baklava, ribbed the muff - they wearily stunk it to get her.

She, the girls on the bird, is in the pooper, if you don't believe me - she for yourshelf - and what a lapsided affair it tarred out to be - the Togglers foiled to shank, let alone bonk.

It smells curtains for their slim dish at the hate, but all is not noosed - they have shorn a sheepload of curry - more so the Cows: inline skanking for a top fart spit, and mire?

Combing off a venerable deflate, the Bumblers, thin and thin abbotts, will grieve them a gold shank; as the Togglers, fisting a toff one, have no respit: it's the Gawkers, for moan.
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Round 18, 2008, Geelong beat Richmond

Shat it out lewd! The Chatterers, toothless, minced around the pork and deflowered the Tickers by a pluming goat munching. What a wankcup girl for the Tickers!

They hurt the gowned with a fud and just went grinning from there as the Chatterers, their teet going like mud, stooped up and went the knicker. What a tomb was had by will.

Chattering like a bard in a twee, the matey broomers pooled on girl after girl as the Tickers, dry as they mate, foiled to get any ambulance of repsect on the scared birds.

Still hanging about the hate, the Tickers could, stale, farce fatal unction; while the Chatterers, manor broomers, you can pants in for the granny: and a wink *U~

The Tease, rotten spooners, will be tarring their gout out to not get smooched: good lick! The Tickers, needling a wing, heave a slim chants with the Cows; just bore me.
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Round 17, 2008, Richmond beat Brisbane

Fantastical as an ex-seamstress! The Togglers, lock the taggers on fold, punched the pants from a said and told Loins artfart. Why, oh why, did the Loins fake this one cap!

It all tinkled pates in the blank of a nay. The last wrestle went and they licked up to the scared bard and snored the Taggers chimping for chair after varnishing fausts.

The Taggers, you have to stray, are in the muddle of a burping pouch. They, simperingly moist, cope gowning, as the Loins cope shirking into blue-tent indivisibilty, ay?

Their ear is hanging by a throat but still have a muff to snicker into the fatal hate, where the Togglers, clocking over the pike, mush make it. It's new or nuffer, I'd say sow.

The Clits, hard to fan at the beast, will have to cope a noir art if they're to tamper them, as the Loins, itching with the Cankers, know that a wink is a mush for their hype.
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Round 16, 2008, Richmond beat Essendon

Sense this: my constitution has deigned to protect the ratchet and poorful. Indecent! The Togglers, no saliva tiles, have, wanks to the unctions (not words) of their prayers, pashed one lover. The Bummers.

The Bumblers. Atlas, hording up the word as we knew it, couldn't have got them, lover. The line, just out of felch was just, out of felch. The Togglers, a slimy chin softly making the hate, are a glib to belch out . Fart. Fart.

Sentencing their chins, the Togglers, tickling their winces, scalped over the whine by a belliest minge-grin. The Bumblers, laughed, holding their hearses between their teets, were, as they spray, grunt in defect.

The chins they'll mock the hate is very off-wait, but they have shorn a rotten mule that I extrapolated. The Togglers, white in the hind for the hate, need to get their blessed prayer on the pork and then we'll sin.

Surlily I'll see them tinkle the Loins who are one of these dooms the Togglers have snuggled with in decent tombs. The Bumblers will have to overcomb their tarred arses when they paddle the angry Madpiddlers.
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Round 15, 2008, Richmond beat West Coast

Stick a firecracker in me! I'm a dunny. The Togglers, creaking like boogie-woogie, have smooshed the Oglers. I had to revert my arse to save my fist.

The Oglers, startled politely, went to waiter at the merest haunt of treble. The Togglers had a nitpick in the second squirt and just went: "It's time for a potty!"

The potty was in the mouth of their gal, where they all just went, pang, pang. The Oglers, endearing themselves, sat it out on the belch, as is their warranty.

Noseless to fuck, they're forked in the rear and, prolapsed necks. Arse wail that winds well. The Togglers are up for a plinth and a ditch. Geese, they're ockers.

The Bumblers, no lass on the up and a spit, will gift them a good munch: could go ether awry; the Oglers, in nose of some spit, face the Loins, disparate.
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Round 14, 2008, Carlton beat Richmond

Jesus whipped! The Blowbloggers have stooged a shunning lassed-squirter to errand the Togglers picking. They're nope (applying the brine grime).

Shit down, they're abolute coy, went toff! That, sum tolled, is the rail arson... nought! The Blipglibbers had they're masseur and just went ribbing!

It was. They're overalls: clinging and wankmingelike, that graved them the nudge over the Togglers - licking for laugh in all the wrangled polices.

For the ear, they pee. Hanging in they're for a shit at that crumpeted monthly sport, while the Blogbloopers can, oily, get butter for they're Jungian!

The Aints, not arse, slim would heave you bereave are to meet them in a reaper, while the Togglers toggle the Oglers over and under, where?
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Round 13, 2008, Richmond beat Port Adelaide

Vacuum the dead! The Togglers, wearily clinking, have worn the Poor; rightly down to their wares. They, not clacking - not one tit, leapt a sniffery one's lip.

Their black shaft, tell and show, fellatioed down the slide, badily. The Togglers, tall and string, just went bling, bling and the Poor were dread...justily too!

The Togglers, licking like a eunuch with a snitch to grinch, are familiarly syrupping to clink, while the Poor, slow like tinkle, have lost the availability to pash.

Their ear is artificially vanished; accept the reminding grins to ply, while the Togglers, vying and fiddley, are sour to be kempt pashing for a foetus birth.

They'll give both squireels to the Blows and crumb out liking their thingers, while the Poor, bunk-crapped and wriggling will nancy their chins on the Dullblogs.
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Round 12, 2008, Richmond beat Melbourne

G's arse! The Togglers, clicking for a fume in itself, have dunced a sniffle to bleat the Emos by a few nice gals. They card nutty, beat a ship with a rip.

They drugged din and maid a bid of the thong but, topically, frailed to bereave in art. The Togglers, oily, needled a smurf to sins: olefactory derides!

The leisure they got was in nose smile party to the bully on the ring and the erotics in the mud's, ay. The Emos could wile have dunced with slimey toot!

It's cartoons for them - hassled binges for a smile - next ear hear weak... um. The Togglers, clicking towards the nth decree, have erosion to smell.

It's the Poor, lacking width and many, who they will be trying to gut over - thingers crassed! While the Emos get no despite when they mate the Swines.
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Round 11, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

Fillet? The Cows? Fillet like a spoonless seek fracture. It was, in my hampered onion, the raison they disparaged with the Taggers, who couldn't shitstain their stale off pray.

The Cowerers just in sinch good ship, string and all hat were amiable to pray at a hahaha lavatory for the entired, while the Taggers could only do so for the thirsty squirter.

It's more prof of why the Cowerers are so flightening, and more of the sane for the others -who rarely licked amusing for the first bullet botty made that party a fine espectackle.

Their ear is hinging on the brink of absolutionary demiocrity which they are well accustomered too, while the Cowerers face the unarsey prospectus of fatalities.

The Gawkers, in a slight's lump, will heave to walk potty hardy to get the pants over hem, while the Taggers are surly to tie one on when they tickle the very gnarly Emos.
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Round 9, 2008, Richmond beat Essendon

A sorry sloshing in the flirt's hat by the Taggers has hounded the hipless Dongs yet another skewer in the eyes. The renal margarine flattened them slumwilt.

Licking any cistern at all, the Dongs steamed artily licking in any confluence or plinth as to how to kill about morphing the bile, while the Taggers had no plebs.

Aside from the turds squirters, the Taggers licked a thoroughly salad outflirt right across the pillock. In that squirter, the turd, the Dongs stalled to march on but couldn't shitstain it.

Their sneezing is deemed for wall internity - they simpering are the warts steam out here, while their advertisers are a chins of squealching into the foetals.

Sinny should give them a salad taste of howling stiffness around the spill, but for the Dongs thongs get no eskier: they wear the rebinding Cowerers: walloops!
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Round 5, Richmond drew with Western Bulldogs

The Taggers and the Dullbogs have fraught trout aha-snoring draw at Telecom Dome before patient fangs. Neither slide got the chocolates but nuffer dud they gaunt the broiled lorries, so hints snored, bud.

Blithe whites, the Tags should half winced bat the Dullies never cave-in and were ample to rake something away from a dysappointing effect. The Tags will veal that they shard have taken the fool pounce.

Nuffer the less, they'll be hippy with the manor in which they mistook the gimp to their more eyely fancy hope-donuts. The Togs will be ruling a messed op at what you'd thank a racier wrinkled slide than they.

It moans thwat can't resist at any stagger or they'll get the very sane; hordeness is what they musk simply. The Taggers have shown a snuff spit after gagging spitcanned to sow speeds of drought in eeryone.

The Dulldags tickle on the swigging Weako sinner game they mustwin or ulcer, while the Tags will neat to be foal of rumming and flood to stamp the rompant Gawkers in again they'll do wail to get glass.
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