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Round 20, 2008, Richmond beat Hawthorn

From the farthest wretches of the great shout, the prayers in the black and yelling upshit the more fannied prayers in the blown and cold: what a shock for the pounders that the longshit wink, wink.

The blown and cold, its ployers whittling their behinds and nut their girls, oily, heave themselves to brine; buttock nothing away from the shallow and black: they prayed one yell of a grin!

Lackeys for them, they had the sin of a bull ruminating the paddock and shaking topical grubs at inopportune minutae; for the brown end coalers it was a chase of: "Not tonight; I have a hindache."

Their recent farm has been so itchy as to suggest that they will have to goad the knacker sooner than hopped; for the yelling sloshed brickers, it's been a grey tear: they, moist, furnish it new.

With evil attention, I can shuffley say they will get the bonks on the uncle-wearers from the wish; the ploughing goaders should, and I stretch should, get the jam doughnut on the pig-birds of the pig's eye.
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Round 19, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

In front of their endearing fins, the Cows tonally wince when they see the Togglers, not clocking and hooplessly out of rhyme, as the points are pulled and eyes are waxed.

The points, once wading about so high, now keeping the uncles tasty, went the other way, as the Cows, pulling on a baklava, ribbed the muff - they wearily stunk it to get her.

She, the girls on the bird, is in the pooper, if you don't believe me - she for yourshelf - and what a lapsided affair it tarred out to be - the Togglers foiled to shank, let alone bonk.

It smells curtains for their slim dish at the hate, but all is not noosed - they have shorn a sheepload of curry - more so the Cows: inline skanking for a top fart spit, and mire?

Combing off a venerable deflate, the Bumblers, thin and thin abbotts, will grieve them a gold shank; as the Togglers, fisting a toff one, have no respit: it's the Gawkers, for moan.
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Round 18, 2008, Geelong beat Richmond

Shat it out lewd! The Chatterers, toothless, minced around the pork and deflowered the Tickers by a pluming goat munching. What a wankcup girl for the Tickers!

They hurt the gowned with a fud and just went grinning from there as the Chatterers, their teet going like mud, stooped up and went the knicker. What a tomb was had by will.

Chattering like a bard in a twee, the matey broomers pooled on girl after girl as the Tickers, dry as they mate, foiled to get any ambulance of repsect on the scared birds.

Still hanging about the hate, the Tickers could, stale, farce fatal unction; while the Chatterers, manor broomers, you can pants in for the granny: and a wink *U~

The Tease, rotten spooners, will be tarring their gout out to not get smooched: good lick! The Tickers, needling a wing, heave a slim chants with the Cows; just bore me.
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Round 17, 2008, Richmond beat Brisbane

Fantastical as an ex-seamstress! The Togglers, lock the taggers on fold, punched the pants from a said and told Loins artfart. Why, oh why, did the Loins fake this one cap!

It all tinkled pates in the blank of a nay. The last wrestle went and they licked up to the scared bard and snored the Taggers chimping for chair after varnishing fausts


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Round 16, 2008, Richmond beat Essendon

Sense this: my constitution has deigned to protect the ratchet and poorful. Indecent! The Togglers, no saliva tiles, have, wanks to the unctions (not words) of their prayers, pashed one lover. The Bummers.

The Bumblers. Atlas, hording up the word as we knew it, couldn't have got them, lover. The line, just out of felch was just, out of felch. The Togglers, a slimy chin softly making the hate, are a glib to belch out . Fart. Fart


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Round 15, 2008, Richmond beat West Coast

Stick a firecracker in me! I'm a dunny. The Togglers, creaking like boogie-woogie, have smooshed the Oglers. I had to revert my arse to save my fist.

The Oglers, startled politely, went to waiter at the merest haunt of treble. The Togglers had a nitpick in the second squirt and just went: "It's time for a potty


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Round 14, 2008, Carlton beat Richmond

Jesus whipped! The Blowbloggers have stooged a shunning lassed-squirter to errand the Togglers picking. They're nope (applying the brine grime).

Shit down, they're abolute coy, went toff! That, sum tolled, is the rail arson... nought! The Blipglibbers had they're masseur and just went ribbing


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Round 13, 2008, Richmond beat Port Adelaide

Vacuum the dead! The Togglers, wearily clinking, have worn the Poor; rightly down to their wares. They, not clacking - not one tit, leapt a sniffery one's lip.

Their black shaft, tell and show, fellatioed down the slide, badily. The Togglers, tall and string, just went bling, bling and the Poor were dread...justily too


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Round 12, 2008, Richmond beat Melbourne

G's arse! The Togglers, clicking for a fume in itself, have dunced a sniffle to bleat the Emos by a few nice gals. They card nutty, beat a ship with a rip.

They drugged din and maid a bid of the thong but, topically, frailed to bereave in art. The Togglers, oily, needled a smurf to sins: olefactory derides


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Round 11, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

Fillet? The Cows? Fillet like a spoonless seek fracture. It was, in my hampered onion, the raison they disparaged with the Taggers, who couldn't shitstain their stale off pray.

The Cowerers just in sinch good ship, string and all hat were amiable to pray at a hahaha lavatory for the entired, while the Taggers could only do so for the thirsty squirter


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Round 9, 2008, Richmond beat Essendon

A sorry sloshing in the flirt's hat by the Taggers has hounded the hipless Dongs yet another skewer in the eyes. The renal margarine flattened them slumwilt.

Licking any cistern at all, the Dongs steamed artily licking in any confluence or plinth as to how to kill about morphing the bile, while the Taggers had no plebs


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Round 6, 2001, Richmond beat North Melbourne

I, good night, do jaundice to this naught if I flied; I'll fry anyway. Pants down this was one of the blessed noughts of my laugh. The sighs wear hair pants the Ticklers and the Kinkies wereto flirt out a mammarble encounter over four pints.

For the Daggers this one goes slate to the art of wear their hat nought, nought! At the tame, for thimbles to bleat the Kinky's walls something verily spatial, and eared style ears. They dilled so thinks to romping awry with it ladderly; a laugher


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Round 5, Richmond drew with Western Bulldogs

The Taggers and the Dullbogs have fraught trout aha-snoring draw at Telecom Dome before patient fangs. Neither slide got the chocolates but nuffer dud they gaunt the broiled lorries, so hints snored, bud.

Blithe whites, the Tags should half winced bat the Dullies never cave-in and were ample to rake something away from a dysappointing effect. The Tags will veal that they shard have taken the fool pounce


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Round 4, 2008, Richmond beat Fremantle

The Taggers have put the claps on the slewest slide out here: the Dunkers in what tarred out be a comfy wink. The Taggers seanced a few crickets while the Dunkers only made there's larder.

Playing a handrunning stale of ploy aghast a slow-whittled Dunkers, the Tags ran a monk with a pig scare. The Taggers platted a brined of foody that suited them down to the crowned


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