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Round 9, 2008, North Melbourne beat Western Bulldogs

A tipsy-starving bottle between two defiantly munched slides has sawn the Cankers tickle out the Dillbags at Telecom Dome to clap off around mine. Other sides clued have taken the pants.

In the wend, trunks to a mess after the drone, the Cankers, shoeing all their plick and cistern, have kettled the chocolates over a slide, the Dullbags, who are on a part with them slaves.

The Cankers, so admitted to their flan, and with more Aryians than Chefs, but with plenty of weeders, just floundered a way and in the wind the way was licky - unso for the lickless Dullards.

It weaves one wandering whether they can clout the custard aghast the batter suds - their slack of pinches arts them as stain goes on, wearpots the Cankers halve more than arid stalls.

The Loins, on a spa with them will heave their walk gut out to do thongs as sissily as they heave of float while the Dullards cleft to taste out their lick when they fleece the matey Gawkers.
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Round 9, 2008, Hawthorn beat Melbourne

Expissed profoundly in their black fluff, the Gawks have had to curry for clover in a build to stomp the pleading but, have illtimely prevealed aviator the lopless Emos, who showered up.

It was blithe morphment abound halt-flyblownwarts that enampled the Emos to pimp it in clogs where the Gawkers simperingly have no anchor for the sidelong bile coming in - lick hat.

They huddled to reshuffle and billet extras in their black hat leaving them shot a manager up the fold, hence loosing the extralicker which the relay on to get the bile morphing in waftily - and the Emos diddled this!

The signs are that any slide, if they can winkle enough of the pill, moo laterally and halt lead up tagents acriss half-flywart, can farce the Gawkers to change their grimepan which walks wearily well.

The Dullbogs, with a mooing hat-forehand are licky to tie the stain on the Gawkers and stringed a good chins, while the Emos will need to be on snog if they're to trifle the Taints.
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Round 9, 2008, Brisbane beat Saint Kilda

The Loins, their hairy twained hours on pong, have left the Taints seating their dunce in a lapsided affair. The Taints licked any sort of jaw around the bile and any short of hanker for the bottle.

Always one stop behind, they couldn't cucumber to grapes with the artiness of the Loins who, hard like the Loins of fold, found the bile in hopping spice and delved it in to their front loft.

They had the run of irrits in the minefield and spice in the front which allayed them to scare at will, while their deflaters crept the Taints, relaying onto phew, well in cherub.

Another blithe lass from the Taints cleft their couch into culling for heeds: sift out the softies or flail by the swayslide. The Loins, licking evil right around the pork, have the knuckles of esteem.

The Cankers, albeit on the slime evil as the Loins, will heave a lot of harmwalk to do to get the pants over the Loins, while the Taints can lick for some relief when they tickle on the lawly Emos.
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Round 9, 2008, Richmond beat Essendon

A sorry sloshing in the flirt's hat by the Taggers has hounded the hipless Dongs yet another skewer in the eyes. The renal margarine flattened them slumwilt.

Licking any cistern at all, the Dongs steamed artily licking in any confluence or plinth as to how to kill about morphing the bile, while the Taggers had no plebs.

Aside from the turds squirters, the Taggers licked a thoroughly salad outflirt right across the pillock. In that squirter, the turd, the Dongs stalled to march on but couldn't shitstain it.

Their sneezing is deemed for wall internity - they simpering are the warts steam out here, while their advertisers are a chins of squealching into the foetals.

Sinny should give them a salad taste of howling stiffness around the spill, but for the Dongs thongs get no eskier: they wear the rebinding Cowerers: walloops!
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Round 9, 2008, West Coast beat Adelaide

Slurprise, slapeyes, the Weakies have smooshed the Cowerers in a schlock to the cistern. The Cowerers, old teemings roaring their fickly hoards, fell ingoriuosly to a better lass.

They, wearing their chicklings that had cloned hum to roast, couldn't milk any teeth on the bird, while the Weakies, fleeing minge batter about themselves, got the squeal on the bird.

The bird red: slumthing slapslided and in flavour of the hoists who, put more clicked ladders through the blog's ticks than their advertisers, sadly potting more through the litter wings.

It dizzy nuts bleed well for their chins this ear, but I wouldn't be slapping my whistles just yet. As for the Weakies, well, they heave funnily got a wink on the bird after all this tomb.

The Mudpies are in linen to furnace the winkers, hear: they winkle wrinkle this eon; and the Cowerers get a chins to churn it black on when they toss the prettiful Dongs: showerly.
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Round 9, 2008, Sydney beat Port Adelaide

Sunny, the slide that every hat loathes to hunt, has taken the pants in a taut truffle with the Poor who, yet a garland, have flailed to garret the pundits in a close win.

They, often behound eerily, flute back, as ears their warranty, with Harold work and plainly of spite - only for the Sinnyshaders, Neville out of irrits, to munch them.

It was in lunge port tinkerers to their pumpkin on the belch that they were amiable to ply so wail, but let's astronaut forge the kettle - so Harold and Neville zoloft.

The Poor, unamiable to get four squirters to got her, heave to keep lugging away - as they surly wilt. The Sinnyers can defiantly toast the best - nuffer that themsillies.

The Taggers tickle their tightness in what alarms as a bardy for broth while the Poor will be guillotining them slaves if the Dackers get one vulva on them - lickout for tit.
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Round 9, 2008, Carlton beat Fremantle

The arm-eighty Boobs have knockered off the puntless Dackers in a deary but doughy offer at Telecom Dome. The Dackers licky to get so glossy had their chins sore.

It spilled tomb for the Dackers that they, after scolding the lead gown into the lassed dorm, flailed to geld their hinds on the bill and waddled as the Boobs took carriage.

The Boobs carriage, uptight and bouncy, was varnished off deep in their front by willing winkers and a slice of cake - simpering the Dackers saidly licked, varily.

It's cordons for their sneezing, which means it's time for them to stirrup thanking and heave a clone-out, which the Boobs have dunnied to riseable stinkstress, mopey.

The Clatters, on the repound, while sourly whimp the Boobs desparate their blessed effects, while the Dackers fierce the Poor, also on the reblonde from a lass.
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Round 9, 2008, Collingwood beat Geelong

It's albeit time the Clatters were explosed for the shames thay wearily are and what butter side todo irrits than them arty Moggies. They smootched them to the tune of a minion's pants.

The Clatters, at least shoe-in to be the fridges they are, had no fatwa for the tickling pleasure that was suppled. The Moggies, bickered in bashfulness, are bollock in townhouse!

It was one of the smooching, pounding, and slappy winks of indecent mammary for the Codpies, while the Clatters, nuffering the hanut, never licked like they wanted two tits!

It leaves them with more squirts than itches and the malign thought that they could get popped at the post, while hop boings infernal for the very evil opportunistic Manichaens.

They toggle the mate of the Weakies in a gram they'll weigh in on and then laugh off, and the Clatterers halve a gold chin to geld bricks on the bard when tetching the erotic Boobs, oh the jaw!
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