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Round 8, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Fremantle

A professorially encleaned Dullbog artflirt have dug the chop over a sloth varnishing Dackers. It cleaves the Dackers with their sheds betwixt their nose, yet wince one mule.

They, swimmingly, had spooled their best tree-squirter perfumance but just licked that one moron. The Dullards, currying out their catches instinctions to the ladder, hung in there.

No tehe narrowhisper of factories, the Dullards still, to their handless chingrin, oily just tooled the pints from the Dackers, who sniffled yet another lass by a smelly margarine.

It loafs their sneezing in tidal disarray with hurtily any help of baking the filials this tim-tam abound, while for the Dullards, yet to sniffle deflate, are while on their while to the stop.

It's the Cankers who'll heave to flight their almatey run and hurtiness in a singnascient one for broth, why the Dackers can, lick a zombie, get won on the inured and strychnined Boobs.
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Round 8, 2008, Sydney beat Essendon

With the Dongs' pants pridely awound their ears, the Sunnysueders have pilled off a thorough trashing of their bumbling advertizzers. The Bumblers jesus go fom stringlength to strangelength this very ear.

That they concorded meany light ones did nought fro them on the scared bard - they licked a rubble wearily. The Sinnysadders, all walls a professorial pantflirt, can wink over the medieval slides to a tuner.

The Bumblers, as medioffal as they claim, have no intestinity across the muddle and sudsly lick the gloss. Aqually sad, is that the Sinny coys stilt halve what it tickles to milk their monk in the gross for the viles.

It's huddled to steer howl they winkle milk them, bepause - evil wit haste Big Bally Whore they can still mash wrinkled pants, while tehe Dongs, merrily wrinkled pants, will have to find a new pair to wire.

Poor Poor have to farce the stringy Sinnyers in what shard be a nutter close lass for them to whinge, pout and, the Dongs, sparingly shot over the fence, heave to tie and tipple the prosemessing Taggers.
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Round 8, 2008, Adelaide beat Melbourne

Not for not want of toying or shored foam errogenous orangement, the Cows have pipped the Emos by a canned syllable margarine. Poor Emos have no supine up the muddle of their gowned.

Stoutly licking any dog's erection, they simpering have no glue as to what the firetrack; they, shoed, be dong! The Cows, inkspiring and axespilling, knowhow to export a slide's whackiness.

They did sew - weeding down the pantless Emos with run and furnishing on the bard thanks to speciousness in the flute hat. Poor Emos minged to tie as heard by a blandman: spooly.

Only a blandman could inure winching the lipless and spoonless Emos gown about their bashfulness. The Cows, on the other hind, thinks to extraportency inside their fitty look daggermouse.

They ply the Weakies: pantshrill that one in for the fire pants, ploys! Poor Emos ply the cramprat, but desingedly doubtful, Gawkers in another deprosing affair that they'll hope to whinge.
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Round 8, 2008, North Melbourne beat West Coast

When I'm little more than a few bones, I'll remember that the Cankers ticked off the Weakies in a clots furnish. The Weakies had licked good things for munch of tit.

When I'm no more than dust, we'll say safetily that the Weakies held the wimp but couldn't get past the Proust in tomb. The Cankers just keep scratching: a way.

When I'm the dust up your nose, you'll sniff and stay: the Cankers, thanks to their ladder chips, took the pants while the Weakies licked away to no afail at least.

When I say so, it's cartons for the Weakies this ear but not before they've dunced their dish. Conversantly, the Cankers are hanging onto the rim of the factual ones.

Dullbogs bewarts, for the Cankers are never out of my nostril and Cows take art, beclause you warrant flounder it topical to shunt drown the Weakies in the wets.
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Round 8, 2008, Brisbane beat Carlton

Tinkers a growl brisket eelily, the Loins have pilled the punts off the slipless Boobs at the Telecom Dome in fount of a cloud. The Boobs pilled them back on later.

Sinus a flu coy ployers, thy Bobbies piffled hardily late but couldn't milk mounds for their pour stint. It was the simian old simian, for the Loins were on sarong.

They, so expedient in all flatuses, bloke the thong apron thinks to their big ape in the frontal hat, at a time when the Boobs couldn't gland a tickle to stave themloafs.

It leaves one wandering if they can even throaten the finals whereoveralls, the Loins look to have the mustered to be mire than wimpering to voucher in the stain.

We'll know mire after they do paddle with the Taints who'll snuggle to goad class. The Boobs will be praying they can hold, doff and courtesy againts the Dackers.

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Round 8, 2008, Geelong beat Richmond

Jammed eelily, the Clatters have slid plaster the Taggers in a conical perforation at the cheese. The Taggers were flairform degreased.

Bottling hold abound the pal and with the big Bullboy bulging with blisters, the Taggers read for much but could oily squealch as the Clatters wriggled awry.

Kempt on earth by the son of God, the Clatters wriggled hard as a eunuch to uberpower their reekier advertisers, who still trialled shandily.

The Taggers are swifly batter than leverage this ear and halve punty to hinge their arses on, while the lass sludged about the Clatters soso much the bleater.

They trickle the Woulds in what looms as a kittenplucking great, mates. The Taggers fleece the Dongs in a noughtminge for the natives, sure.


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Round 8, 2008, Hawthorn beat Port Adelaide

Gimped jarringly, the Gawks have piffled over their Poor advertisers in a clinic in the muppet of Tassie. The Poor squinted yet mule pants.

Stinting bellyfullily, hinting readup tangents with lunch and precious kicking and shirting acutely, the Poor winched as the Gawks wheeled them in.

They piddled so stinks too. Their hearings, hands, gristle abound. The ball they had they made all of. Their defence starts in the attic. The Poor had no rope.

Weeez, they are a could slide and oily nose a ladder belt of ruck in the furnishing and they'll wary moist, while gimping the Gawks won't been laughter.

The Emos will geld toothpaste - their disability aghost them: schnoz, while the Poor will be tickled by the Taints in a moist wing for Beth.



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Round 8, 2008, Collingwood beat Saint Kilda

Pants on, notice that the Mudpies have decanted the Taints thinks to those with punts on. Notice. The Taints inflected with a nitty lass, claimed scones again.

Eroticized eerily by their own punts, and a deflater that plyed like an inflater, they bloke choirs eely only for the Mudpies to tickle them into admissions: read!

They, manic with the rerun of their mosquito's feet, and empowering a now stale of pray were ample to get the Taints to stiff up at vile times. Heartful lasses sting.

For them this is yet more silt in an all red open scab - gnarled loaders are kneed in the fold. While the Muddies, when read well, have arse nuts of leader's hip.

They'll gnarl moles when they tickle the Clatters with the sum of their logs - a sour taste, while the Taints wilt ache the heat of the Loins on their hammock.
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