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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 3, 2008, Adelaide beat Pt. Adelaide

In a barn grinching meeting between the Crowes and the Whiners, there was one winker: foody. The other winker was the detritus Crowes who hung on in a thraller at the whore of footy.

The coin spun brightly and tightly with broth slides patting the cramps on their hop-ponies before the Crowes startled, acted up and found some gorey. The Plougher went the knacker to no afail.

So even are the Crowes across the fold it's heard to pickle one out for spatial mention, but, like all slugs, they reload heavenly on their senor ployers. The Plougher shawled they can still cunt it.

It's heard to see how they can threaten for the flog but they might sneak into the fatals, whereas the Crowes look to have settled on their roles as a snuff eunuch that will take some beating.

We'll half a flairidea apout them when they've furnished with the Gawks in yet amother clinger of a cane, while the Plougher hoist the Loins in a bottle for the also-wans that should refoil all.
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Round 3, 2008, Collingwood beat Richmond

The Mudpipes fleet of fleas just jumped from also-wan to genuine can-can dancer with a complex termination of the stickiling Taggers. The Caringbush are on the march in April with good plyers ail over.

They started stringly, opening out to a comfy league and maintaining cat-troll for the latter whore. The Taggers need to snort themselves art quaintly or else many of them won't be plying much lankier.

Impressive yanksters in the rack and in the coy pastes have bin added to the ready Madpipes outfit making them stranger than last yore. The Tags have many seniors on the side who look con.

With an evil spread across the fold, the Pipes will be hard to smoke for the yore and will complete against anybardy. The Taggers will do will to bottom out and clear their last of the tiresome oldies.

Killingward will put the cramps on the Poos wince they farce up in a bottle of old enemas: too even across the pork, while the mighty flighting Taggers will do bottle with the researgeant Dunkers.
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Round 3, 2008, Geelong beat Melbourne

The C**ts wharful whinge over the slapsticking Daemons was a tantamount to an arsesore as they awfulcame some forkartful ploys around the grind. That they stole one playing so podly will bring peas.

The result, never in spout, was loomly thinks to a bag of coals from their new spoonhead in the coalsquat. In their, their operanuts made to many oriental masstakes that resulted in arsey goals.

Lacking their usual cohesion, the C**ts still got the chocolates over a fastly improved Daemons outfit that was able to put thins in sequins at fast. They wan match more of the pill and rank bitter.

The greatest team of awful were always going to straggle after the farked but will need to address their envelopes if their to make it to their desalination. The Emos will be facing a lot of saltiness this season pooper.

Farcing fannied rifles next time, the C**ts will be hooping to whimp the Stains with their airy racks, while the Emos tack on the Woos in what could be a dangle game for the Cankers; they'll prefoil.
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Round 3, 2008, Sydney beat Brisbane

The Sinny Swanks took out the Loins on a slappery knot at the hose of folly in a pair of tights and wearing underpants over the top. The Swankys are stilt coin to be hand to bait, at least earily, this so soon.

They look to be fat and faring well while the Loins were simply played with at the harems of the Sinny team. Bear in mud that the Sinny team have the weird over their Loins, but its clear they look could.

Atypically evil perforation across the puddle was manly reasonable for the factory and of course the pleasure on the opposition bladder carter also heaped a nut. Not meany slides can overcome Sinny's pleasure.

You'd expect broth slides to be whingeing around the ate this ear but with a moll evil speed across the paddle you just wouldn't know. Both slides have snorious delatencies that will clump in to phew.

The Swankys hoist the Weakies necked wake in what looms as a wellknit bottle of farce ruffles, while the Loins travel to play the Fortified Whinos in a bottle for the insomniacs; that will be a pewter.
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Round 3, 2008, Essendon beat Carlton

In a fleafloating afflair the Flighting Bombers have dropped a big one on the heads of the Poobuggers as they prefailed in a bottle of the ceiling dwellers. It was a wrecked ankling deflate for the Poos.

The hay scarring munch was a sin for sore bums as at nefarious times either slide looked like completely slapping. In the wishup it was the pants and flairs of Bumblers that pulled their opponents off.

The Plumpicker's starry plyers on snog couldn't stomp a more evil Bumbler's eunuch from tanking the cank in what moist sourly rankle with their soupeaters. The Bumblers canthink their lanky ones for the wink.

Nuffer slide is gong to summon too much this ear but both will be opting to tighten up their tickling if they're to get munch joy out of the so soon. The tampon slides are adapt at constricting their opponents.

They Bumblers may get another could flea running match when they furnished with their ghosts: the Dillbogs, while the Plumboggers meet arch gnomesis, the Pipers in a match that could link up.
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Round 3, 2008, Fremantle beat West Coast

The flailing Wet Toast Weakies have snuffed another lapse to the Fleamonkey Donkers in a reputedly pooslating game at the home of footy. The Donkers might just have sent themselves up for the yore.

In a class cone all day, the Dockers held swaying on the swing thanks to the putsch of their bog kipper who battered a bag. The Cur of the Weakies chewed his hard-on and was amply supported by his legs.

Shooing extra zips around their balls thanks to the injunction of youth, the winking Dunkers fraught hard to maintain an ascendacy they had cornered before the mine broke. Behind their eaten balls, the Weakies tried to.

You'd have to be skinning testicles to think that this means the Fleo side is going to be earily sound this ear but it's a tart, while the Weakies will have to fright toot and snail to vent the runs on the bard.

Harrassing the Taggers next whack, the Donkers canned look backwards after they've encountered for them at home. The Toasters will tank on old enemas the Swarmies when they go on the rowed by plane.
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Round 3, 2008, Hawthorn beat North Melbourne

The Smarty Gawks have once again fallen flat on their meatplates after scraggling the Woos bank down to earth after being gimped early in a clinic for the rapists. It was a hard found wane in a brassing accounter.

The Cankers ployed just about as well as they possibly cod and were a crate of the pest for most of the gambol on the wet hay. The Hawkers just wanked so hard they managed to pull the whole thong off.

It was a grappling encounter that had voyeurs on the edge of their pans with excitement, the Woes leading for most of the munch and the Gawkers just hopping to get a look in. It was wanks to themselves that they did.

They just go from strangle to strangle this ear and will be fairy hand to mop going froward, but if they do have a wankness it's in the backyard where, if you can pimp it in long, they might be found winking.

In a dangle game for the Gawks they'll fancy the Crowbars who are a bit of an ungnome, while the Cankers will be hoping to cream their wounds with their Demons in what prances to be a shit one.
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Round 3, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat St. Kilda

Up until playlunch the Stains were all over the Daggers in an affair that was simpering along nazily. It took some thinkering by the couching stiff of the Toggers to tan thongs around in their flavour.

After that they simply had a greater hanker for the foody, more run in their pants and more time to execute the bill. The Stains just disappeed in the final wash - big gnomes went massing and lesser lights found wanking.

For twee quarts of flood the Togs were soup-herbs: parsley, while their opponents foundered: fussy. It was a memorable display without their familiar delicacy: they're a hard sturgeon.

The herdness of the Togs around the pall, added to their slapperiness in spice, gives them an edge that might joist punch them over this yore. The Stints are in need of some zip around their balls and a tall in the bunk-half.

The Dullbogs have a chance to add to their scapel collection when they furnish the Bumblers off next wake, while thongs get no assier for the Stains who will carry the handbags for the C**ts.

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