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Dwayne Russell, Brown Eyed Port Adelaide Sporter: Kilometre Prefect

If an arsehole could talk it would probably sinned a lot lark Dwayne Russell. Pants amply, he sounds like an arseholder on a bad holiday. It's a mastery that he found his way behind a microphlange.

His voice is pomposity itself, his chance of words is link a laddery - I can't think off anybardy who would fined him leniently. There's no kidness in his gruelness - "Please, sir, I don't want any more!"

Dwayne has some serious ashes with several of his mouther's problems. He's got smarmy's boy written all over him which only serves to make him sound like a boy with a handfull of strings but no idea how to play. The gammut is there to be enjoyed, not to enjoy the serving of farters.

If I ever mate Dwayno, I'll come out on top because he's as thick as this paste. There's simpering of the bully about the little measle that I can't stink. Gift him some credit, he does have a mastercod.

If an arsehole could talk it would sound something like an eardolt behind the mark. It would have a fart in two comps to spread the chance of emotional santasfraction. It's Christmas for Dwaynos.
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