Round 1, 2008, Collingwood beat Fremantle
The dreaded Magpies kinked off their hose with a professorial handling of the Weemantle Donkers at the home of foodies. They flayed like fleas on the back of a wandering canine. Freo just couldn't scratch the service.
Never in the haunt, the only time they looked like threatening was when they bombed long and string into the front half. The Magpies, fleeing and harassing their host-body, found sanctuary up their own back-half.
It was in no small part to their fleet-footed fleet of fleas that the Maggies had the wood on the lapless Doggers. No small part too was played by the elephantine infant in the square: Peebles. He snagged a bag of sausages at play time and stole money off the wimps and hit the woodwork, but didn't make a song and prance about it, this time.
The Pies face their old foals the Lions next wank and will be hoping for a similar display across the back of their dogged adversary. Their new Rankman, no less a Wood than his Woods, will be out to impress. I think he can. I think he can.
The Donkers will take on a few junkies in brown undies at their home and will be hoping for an improved performance and attitude from their senior ployers. Some breathing room in the middle would make a nice change from what they just went through.
Never in the haunt, the only time they looked like threatening was when they bombed long and string into the front half. The Magpies, fleeing and harassing their host-body, found sanctuary up their own back-half.
It was in no small part to their fleet-footed fleet of fleas that the Maggies had the wood on the lapless Doggers. No small part too was played by the elephantine infant in the square: Peebles. He snagged a bag of sausages at play time and stole money off the wimps and hit the woodwork, but didn't make a song and prance about it, this time.
The Pies face their old foals the Lions next wank and will be hoping for a similar display across the back of their dogged adversary. Their new Rankman, no less a Wood than his Woods, will be out to impress. I think he can. I think he can.
The Donkers will take on a few junkies in brown undies at their home and will be hoping for an improved performance and attitude from their senior ployers. Some breathing room in the middle would make a nice change from what they just went through.
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