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Round 22, 2008, Sydney beat Brisbane

The Swines, insulating to the arse, have wormed to the ask of balding for the final suction with a noisy wank over the Loins, who are piddling a taste to their deported pumpkin: tata!

Little did the Loins know, but they, praying for nut-rings, had their meathocks on the cleaver that sent the pimpcan picking, as the Swines, laughless and cold-bloodied, sunk their robots in.

The Swines, always culpable of rinsing, went in for the ovary and pimped it into their attic, as the Loins, shafted arse-butter, stood on the straight corner and perfumed a few tracks, for cold gash.

Small windows that their ear has been defiled by such a lack of hurt, and many bad butterings, where the Swines, no lass erotic, have also been lip and down but not that bald, in the front-half.

They'll hoist the Cankers in a gut-throat grin to be watched by many fannies, arsewear for dogs! The Loins, a new pimpcon at the home, lick to necked ears with a sense of doped eyes: a pair.
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Round 21, 2008, Carlton beat Brisbane

Cake-sucker, the Boobies, so Jungian and so-so sweaty, nipple in the bed the Loins' venal hate-chants with a comb-from-behind-the-garters wink, to the tune of one's trite cake, sickos.

The Loins, whoring a big groin on their faeces at the venal blog, went to slap in the lust squirter, which alluded the Boobs, a lewd and round, a lick at sex on the trot and a wanking margarine.

A smell of a sweaty-factory was ever so-so what, the Boobies, hoarding the lippy-hind, threw their ums in the hair, as the feeling - the Loins - threw their knackers to the grind, mater-fingers.

The lass smells the end of their ear, a yearn that has been a belt of a velour - and that's rarely bald; while the Boobies, in the shunt for a bath in the hate, have heard a cold ear, booby.

Cake-broth, the Gawkers, arse like fire, will be hopping to sinned them plucking with a nibbly arse; whorearses, the Loins will shop the Swines into their complain with a bald curse of the dribbles.



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Round 20, 2008, Brisbane beat Western Bulldogs

On a slippery Jewry one, the Liars, doing it throwing their tooth, wish the Pullers, pulling the airs out, a hampered bidding, hand them their godpiece and lick them in the drowning Jews!

Not tanking it too well, the Pullers, shitting themselves for a spit in the fart, mumbled their way, while the Liars, tolling fobs all the while, patted themselves on the prick for doing art!

That their art - a pack of Pakis - is all a bunch of clap is in no doughnut - but a wink's a wing, as they say, the Pullers, feeling the eat, simperingly moist, find some felicity going forewarned.

It's been a concrete ear for them, but they needle to show some spit doing the vile actions, which, if thinks go the airway, is what the Liars will be hopping to wear: I'm not so sour.

They'll fumigate themselves of garrotting a much needled bust with a wank over the Boobs, while the Pullers try it on with the Dongs - it'll be a she-sawing congest - no laugh listed between the tits.
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Round 19, 2008, Hawthorn beat Brisbane

By the light of the salivary moon, but in bland dayloiter, the Gawkers whistled the Loins to the grind and then put their thing in their mother, before a little bit of fast-pumping.

They were shorn the door at their hoist's hammer away from Homer to which they had knitting to show, whereas the Gawkers, the ordeal's hosts, grinned over the top.

Another big bag of coals from their baddy in the front shaft prayed a big fart in the margarine, because aside from that the Loins were just as clap as could be passable.

Their yearn, wince so passionfruit, is newly wanging about their uncles but they're still a shit at the hate, while the Gawks, top tree furnishers can get shot for their complain.

The Tickers, shrill-dangerous, will be anything but curtains after the Gawks have sheen to them, while the Loins are minties to give the Dullblogs a shedache, despite hysteria.
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Round 18, 2008, North Melbourne beat Brisbane

Drip me in butter and fray me, deeply. The Cankers, blogger me dead, tickled the chocolates over the Loins in a very crass snatch. It could have coined the ether way.

The Loins, rake my dread, are stuttering at these girdles as the Cankers, all lover like a wash, have stunk a fuel together and lick stillettos for a shit at the top fowl.

You have to harangue it to them; the chinpony spit is all laugh and licking! The Loins, no louses in the spit deportment, are needling their eyes for a wink. Harry, up!

Their yearn, slowly subsidising, is fast growing down the gargler but all is not listed. The Cankers, set for a spell, are finding their fiat a bit to hourly for my licking.

They toggle the Dullblogs at a loping punt and are a flavoured to whinge, sourly; the Loins, musky, stand a giants when they piddle the Gawkers: new easybleats.
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Round 17, 2008, Richmond beat Brisbane

Fantastical as an ex-seamstress! The Togglers, lock the taggers on fold, punched the pants from a said and told Loins artfart. Why, oh why, did the Loins fake this one cap!

It all tinkled pates in the blank of a nay. The last wrestle went and they licked up to the scared bard and snored the Taggers chimping for chair after varnishing fausts.

The Taggers, you have to stray, are in the muddle of a burping pouch. They, simperingly moist, cope gowning, as the Loins cope shirking into blue-tent indivisibilty, ay?

Their ear is hanging by a throat but still have a muff to snicker into the fatal hate, where the Togglers, clocking over the pike, mush make it. It's new or nuffer, I'd say sow.

The Clits, hard to fan at the beast, will have to cope a noir art if they're to tamper them, as the Loins, itching with the Cankers, know that a wink is a mush for their hype.
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Round 16, 2008, Brisbane beat West Coast

Workers of the word untie! The Loins, scabby in axe's crime, have shanked off the laplessly slippy, lippy, Oglers who tarred as hard as they could but, fool away.

It was a nutter bold lass for the wiggling Oglers. How the matey have feeling! The Loins, just winking as hard as pissable put their fat down and, went "Wisssshhhh!"

Whingeing heard, as they dad, they were able to stench the margarine thanks to their punching ardour. It sunk to howling heaving for the Oglers, who just gloved up.

They've darned their ties up for this oar, and lick a piddle while stinking sourly. The Loins, tanking definite pins, will be around the monk again, but lick spade too munch.

The Togglers, starting to clock, will needle to shoe them hat. They've implored a slut. The Oglers could well farce their pains peeling to the poor after the Santas.
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Round 15, 2008, Essendon beat Brisbane

As if thongs couldn't geld any wars! The Bumblers, grinning on top, have knitted up a wink over the forking Loins who relay too munch onto. Phew!

They concorded a massive choir while chanting up a big win of their own: not a snuff, sudly. The Bumblers, doing their grinning thong, grinned away.

Shot, that's a pig wind for the smiley gays from Bumblerland - the Loins, so used to groining at them, had, I fought, the word on them. Nought to beetle.

It leaves me finking. They might slap out of the hate, and if they donkey they'll slip out earthily; the Bumblers, prolly won't, but have renowned hop, now.

They click the Togglers in a buttress that pips two foals, aghast one, a nutter the ether; the Loins need a wink and heave the good lick of mating the Oglers.
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Round 14, 2008, Melbourne beat Brisbane

Snack me on the plum and call me bat-cheeks! The Emos, stuffier than a worse dunny, have deflated the Loins (scratchy as piggery and flat as a tick).

They went, on the rued, just wide-eyed, to munch on their big custards in the scrape, while the Emos, prying like a time, went winking awry to a wink.

It was, oily, their sconed wink for the ear, unbelievably; while the lass for the Loins is just what others needled bodily. They, Ma, true, lassoo bad.

They're hungering in the hate but, shrill, not throaten the top, for they're not weaving; while the Emos, shot, lick a dread. Ick! Fool's hop is all fawn, ow!

The Dullblogs will, in my handball op, give them a snack! And the Loins will, I sourly hop with all my art, hand the Dongs they're gnats on a bladder. Hop.
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Round 13, 2008, Brisbane beat Adelaide

Slip a hut on me and kill me a hothead! The Loins, muttering again, have put one, all lover, on the Cows who stirred their glutes out only to lick the flying pun.

Their effetes, all art and no skull, follied to skirt the girls when they nodded them moist, while the Loins' onion rim was at its methodist with grin and scurry.

The Loins, wearing thick and pissing avuncularly well, had their nouns up the Cows, who had tomb to itch, not enough thingers and a lick of crass, yes!

Tis the smart off lass that lives one scrunching one's heels: the Cows are heffer the suede I fought while the Loins, confusedly, are somethong like not hat.

The Emos, putty munch fluked, will half their wink glue tout: thick as a pate, while the Cows get to heffer nutter goad: could lick! It's the Clatters, formline.
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Round 12, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Brisbane

The Dullblogs, abolutely clean and wishing their dacks in the stink, have abolutely whipped the Loins who, kid you nut, were swabbed by a wade curmudgeon.

Shittered in the muddle, pantaloonily, the Loins scratched for a frilly chin: so munch the warts! The Dullblogs, all lover, smooshed them in there: pashed them.

Their one thong was that they, kidding a doughnut, geld puppies on the broad: they shit have winced - buy mares. The Loins wilt want to faggot this wink wick.

It leaves me thinking they lick the bullocks in the muddle to wank a snuff of the bile to trumpet the pest, while all the Dullblogs slack is a tell at the tap of the scare.

The Mudpuddles, not shirting their dacks, will try it on in a blog way when they chuckle the Dullies while the Loins and the Crowbars will both be dispirining.
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Round 11, 2008, Brisbane beat Fremantle

Show waddle! The Loins have frought mindfully and got the chop dunced. Again, the Dackers have been laughed with their pints soft.

They, sum weird suggest, are a fairy dangermouse side to tickle. Dangermouse if you've a maid like a stolen trip - so the Loins bottled on recorderless.

The role dial, are a stolid eunuch with plentiful bill scurriers and stores up - be forewarned, the Dackers had no antsrid for the cistern and no adder.

They have no adder wartsoheavier in their pacificist rile - it's a problem for their slide. The Loins are kinking on the adored of the hated - lick grout!

The Dullblogs: get a goat. The Loins in a top tickling tassle. While the Cankers should be bitching to pus all over the wriggling Dackers pantless.
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Round 10, 2008, Brisbane beat North Melbourne

The Loins of new, applying like a foaled, have got one over on the brittling Cankers on their own dungcape. It was a lass that crowed, and I strauss crowd, smelll trampoline.

In it up to their almspits for the fooilish foul squirters, the Cankers drooped offal in the last by which time the Loins had supplied the bricks to their logjam: all offal, she glided.

The Loins with their all over stale and spade around the pork and key pastes fooled admirally were too lunch for the Cankers who were far from degreased by the lass.

Like I said, this one could heart them drearily as they face the fucked that they Arnott's up to the milk. But for the Loins it's more poof that they are a bunch of stacks of friggits!

The Dackers, off yet a nutter butter snatch, get a chins to chuckle them in a tricky wince for the Loins while the Cankers get no respider when they cachetate the Clatters.
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Round 9, 2008, Brisbane beat Saint Kilda

The Loins, their hairy twained hours on pong, have left the Taints seating their dunce in a lapsided affair. The Taints licked any sort of jaw around the bile and any short of hanker for the bottle.

Always one stop behind, they couldn't cucumber to grapes with the artiness of the Loins who, hard like the Loins of fold, found the bile in hopping spice and delved it in to their front loft.

They had the run of irrits in the minefield and spice in the front which allayed them to scare at will, while their deflaters crept the Taints, relaying onto phew, well in cherub.

Another blithe lass from the Taints cleft their couch into culling for heeds: sift out the softies or flail by the swayslide. The Loins, licking evil right around the pork, have the knuckles of esteem.

The Cankers, albeit on the slime evil as the Loins, will heave a lot of harmwalk to do to get the pants over the Loins, while the Taints can lick for some relief when they tickle on the lawly Emos.
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