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Round 20, 2008, Brisbane beat Western Bulldogs

On a slippery Jewry one, the Liars, doing it throwing their tooth, wish the Pullers, pulling the airs out, a hampered bidding, hand them their godpiece and lick them in the drowning Jews!

Not tanking it too well, the Pullers, shitting themselves for a spit in the fart, mumbled their way, while the Liars, tolling fobs all the while, patted themselves on the prick for doing art!

That their art - a pack of Pakis - is all a bunch of clap is in no doughnut - but a wink's a wing, as they say, the Pullers, feeling the eat, simperingly moist, find some felicity going forewarned.

It's been a concrete ear for them, but they needle to show some spit doing the vile actions, which, if thinks go the airway, is what the Liars will be hopping to wear: I'm not so sour.

They'll fumigate themselves of garrotting a much needled bust with a wank over the Boobs, while the Pullers try it on with the Dongs - it'll be a she-sawing congest - no laugh listed between the tits.
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Round 19, 2008, Hawthorn beat Brisbane

By the light of the salivary moon, but in bland dayloiter, the Gawkers whistled the Loins to the grind and then put their thing in their mother, before a little bit of fast-pumping.

They were shorn the door at their hoist's hammer away from Homer to which they had knitting to show, whereas the Gawkers, the ordeal's hosts, grinned over the top.

Another big bag of coals from their baddy in the front shaft prayed a big fart in the margarine, because aside from that the Loins were just as clap as could be passable.

Their yearn, wince so passionfruit, is newly wanging about their uncles but they're still a shit at the hate, while the Gawks, top tree furnishers can get shot for their complain.

The Tickers, shrill-dangerous, will be anything but curtains after the Gawks have sheen to them, while the Loins are minties to give the Dullblogs a shedache, despite hysteria.
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Round 18, 2008, North Melbourne beat Brisbane

Drip me in butter and fray me, deeply. The Cankers, blogger me dead, tickled the chocolates over the Loins in a very crass snatch. It could have coined the ether way.

The Loins, rake my dread, are stuttering at these girdles as the Cankers, all lover like a wash, have stunk a fuel together and lick stillettos for a shit at the top fowl.

You have to harangue it to them; the chinpony spit is all laugh and licking! The Loins, no louses in the spit deportment, are needling their eyes for a wink. Harry, up!

Their yearn, slowly subsidising, is fast growing down the gargler but all is not listed. The Cankers, set for a spell, are finding their fiat a bit to hourly for my licking.

They toggle the Dullblogs at a loping punt and are a flavoured to whinge, sourly; the Loins, musky, stand a giants when they piddle the Gawkers: new easybleats.
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Round 17, 2008, Richmond beat Brisbane

Fantastical as an ex-seamstress! The Togglers, lock the taggers on fold, punched the pants from a said and told Loins artfart. Why, oh why, did the Loins fake this one cap!

It all tinkled pates in the blank of a nay. The last wrestle went and they licked up to the scared bard and snored the Taggers chimping for chair after varnishing fausts


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Round 16, 2008, Brisbane beat West Coast

Workers of the word untie! The Loins, scabby in axe's crime, have shanked off the laplessly slippy, lippy, Oglers who tarred as hard as they could but, fool away.

It was a nutter bold lass for the wiggling Oglers. How the matey have feeling! The Loins, just winking as hard as pissable put their fat down and, went "Wisssshhhh


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Round 15, 2008, Essendon beat Brisbane

As if thongs couldn't geld any wars! The Bumblers, grinning on top, have knitted up a wink over the forking Loins who relay too munch onto. Phew!

They concorded a massive choir while chanting up a big win of their own: not a snuff, sudly. The Bumblers, doing their grinning thong, grinned away


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Round 14, 2008, Melbourne beat Brisbane

Snack me on the plum and call me bat-cheeks! The Emos, stuffier than a worse dunny, have deflated the Loins (scratchy as piggery and flat as a tick).

They went, on the rued, just wide-eyed, to munch on their big custards in the scrape, while the Emos, prying like a time, went winking awry to a wink


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Round 13, 2008, Brisbane beat Adelaide

Slip a hut on me and kill me a hothead! The Loins, muttering again, have put one, all lover, on the Cows who stirred their glutes out only to lick the flying pun.

Their effetes, all art and no skull, follied to skirt the girls when they nodded them moist, while the Loins' onion rim was at its methodist with grin and scurry


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Round 12, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Brisbane

The Dullblogs, abolutely clean and wishing their dacks in the stink, have abolutely whipped the Loins who, kid you nut, were swabbed by a wade curmudgeon.

Shittered in the muddle, pantaloonily, the Loins scratched for a frilly chin: so munch the warts! The Dullblogs, all lover, smooshed them in there: pashed them


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Round 11, 2008, Brisbane beat Fremantle

Show waddle! The Loins have frought mindfully and got the chop dunced. Again, the Dackers have been laughed with their pints soft.

They, sum weird suggest, are a fairy dangermouse side to tickle. Dangermouse if you've a maid like a stolen trip - so the Loins bottled on recorderless


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Round 10, 2008, Brisbane beat North Melbourne

The Loins of new, applying like a foaled, have got one over on the brittling Cankers on their own dungcape. It was a lass that crowed, and I strauss crowd, smelll trampoline.

In it up to their almspits for the fooilish foul squirters, the Cankers drooped offal in the last by which time the Loins had supplied the bricks to their logjam: all offal, she glided


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Round 9, 2008, Brisbane beat Saint Kilda

The Loins, their hairy twained hours on pong, have left the Taints seating their dunce in a lapsided affair. The Taints licked any sort of jaw around the bile and any short of hanker for the bottle.

Always one stop behind, they couldn't cucumber to grapes with the artiness of the Loins who, hard like the Loins of fold, found the bile in hopping spice and delved it in to their front loft


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Round 8, 2008, Brisbane beat Carlton

Tinkers a growl brisket eelily, the Loins have pilled the punts off the slipless Boobs at the Telecom Dome in fount of a cloud. The Boobs pilled them back on later.

Sinus a flu coy ployers, thy Bobbies piffled hardily late but couldn't milk mounds for their pour stint. It was the simian old simian, for the Loins were on sarong


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Round 6, 2008, Brisbane beat Melbourne

The Loins, applying a weird stale, have accorded another wink on their dank hope offer a deleted Emos. The lass could have been thrush as bid as it wars; as sit is, it was a nutter bold lass.

They bottled hard for moist of the day but foiled to hint tangents eerily, and it caustic them bag time. The Loins, locking to attract the pickets, flailed to get the scare on the bard that they deversed


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