Barry Hall Under Pressure As Prime Minister Gillard Gets A Guernsey
Barry Hall was today playing down rumours that he is set to contest for the leadership of the ALP after Brad Johnson's approval rating slipped under that of Jason Akermanis.
"There's more chance of me becoming the full forward for the Dogs than there is any change in the Labor Party,” Akermanis said in Brisbane.
Akermanis, who famously said that, was today refusing to be drawn on a piece of paper with a crayon because of tension in his hamstring, singing that he felt something go "twang".
"I'm not pulling your leg," club physiotherapist Kerry O'Brien joked as he told Akermanis that there is, in fact, truth in the rumours that he's not a natural gingernut.
O'Brien - coming off a big bag in the WAFL - put his hands in the back of Kevin Rudd to contest a mark in the pocket before the spill was picked up by Laurie Oakes who passed it to Wendy Kingston who handed it off to Peter Hitchener for an update!
Barry Hall, the incumbent full forward for the Dogs, is today standing firm on the head of solid Christian defender Tony Abbott after it emerged that he had made it impossible for him to tie his boots up.
"I was the one what who cut his fingers off," Abbott said, proudly sporting a necklace made of human fingers, "but I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Lewinski is a Jewish name."
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