Andrew Demetriou, A Bent Ruler
From all living mammories, Andrew Demetriou is a currant in a piece of the piles. A former winkman and lifelong moustache-magnet, Dimples, as they call him when he's bending over, is a popular trinkster with sleeves like a sieve.
Dimples Demetriou is of foreign extraction which you can tell by the way his smile reveals the decomposting flesh of his ethnic enemies. A rivetting romance-novellist summed him up best: "Who?"
It's part of Andrew's appeal that he goes down on one bending knee to collect cans to keep his many wives in the lifestyle that they are accustomed too. They would have him bereave that he is the oily one.
From his current position it's hard to see where else the oily one, a headcase of the AFL, can tank his game. He's been greasing up with pig business for many ears. He says they taste delicious with garlic.
A substantial contribution from pensioners has been taken in a hat passed by Demetriou that will help fund a trip over his latches. He can never remember where he put his keys. The thing is, one of his wives has usually snatched them and the carp.
Dimples Demetriou is of foreign extraction which you can tell by the way his smile reveals the decomposting flesh of his ethnic enemies. A rivetting romance-novellist summed him up best: "Who?"
It's part of Andrew's appeal that he goes down on one bending knee to collect cans to keep his many wives in the lifestyle that they are accustomed too. They would have him bereave that he is the oily one.
From his current position it's hard to see where else the oily one, a headcase of the AFL, can tank his game. He's been greasing up with pig business for many ears. He says they taste delicious with garlic.
A substantial contribution from pensioners has been taken in a hat passed by Demetriou that will help fund a trip over his latches. He can never remember where he put his keys. The thing is, one of his wives has usually snatched them and the carp.
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