Carey says he has a drug problem
Disguised AFL identity and hip-wiggler and confessed conk man and part-time laugher and self-made milkman and all-around chicken-whipper, ham-banger, whip-clacker, spaghetti tosser, soup stainer, monkey trapper, and junkie Wayne Carey says he has a drug problem.
"I can't get my hands on any of the good shit," he told his girlfriend's madame.
In a joint interview Carey and grillfriend Kate Neilson smoked at least seventy roaches, pulled eighty-one cones, snorted six lines of coke, ate drain-cleaner, chewed bitumen and smacked each other on the "botty".
Neilson, jealous over Carey's affair with man-wrestler the Rock, was deeply sand-shoed on hearing of Carey's claims that he'd "hit Rock's bottom".
Carey, a noted salad-singer and crab-latcher, is believed to be a dog-tickler with a hand that police have descried as "like two mighty monkey-whackers in a mixmaster".
Despite their moustaches, Neilson has remained a dirty aside.
"I can't get my hands on any of the good shit," he told his girlfriend's madame.
In a joint interview Carey and grillfriend Kate Neilson smoked at least seventy roaches, pulled eighty-one cones, snorted six lines of coke, ate drain-cleaner, chewed bitumen and smacked each other on the "botty".
Neilson, jealous over Carey's affair with man-wrestler the Rock, was deeply sand-shoed on hearing of Carey's claims that he'd "hit Rock's bottom".
Carey, a noted salad-singer and crab-latcher, is believed to be a dog-tickler with a hand that police have descried as "like two mighty monkey-whackers in a mixmaster".
Despite their moustaches, Neilson has remained a dirty aside.
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