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Round 20, 2008, North Melbourne beat Carlton

Not that it's any of your business, but the Cankers, properly the second blessed growing around, trench the Boobs, properly nought, a hearse lesson in the moaning of laugh.

Haha, they climbed out of the pox with greedy spit and a few girls on the beard, but the Cankers would have none of it: they warped the furore with 'em in the second squirter.

This makes sex on the trot and a real spastic shit at a double chin, as they rumped away with the grin, the Boobs, unwilling to get their hinds dirty, coughed up the bile, coffin.

It all smells cartons for their shit at the hate: that they've got so crass spanks perfumes for progress; the Cankers, to any same mind, heave their eyes on the big granny, darlings.

In a pope-opener, perhaps, they mate the Coots, who, as we all release, are the blessed; while the Loins, always climbing over the top, will give the Boobs a headache in the anus.

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Round 19, 2008, North Melbourne beat Western Bulldogs

Under the witchful eye of his mattressy, the Cankers, scratching a lover, beat the Dullblogs, catching a cod, in a fission to suggest that while one is grinning the other is striding still.

Still, they have their plebians all across the pork which is swearing at this tomb of yore, but you can't see the slime for the Cankers, up for a belt and in there like a nuffer's ulcer.

You could say it on their farces from the gotta go, as they shimmied on coals to the pain of the Dullblogs, boring as bot-shit; shit ten bricks and say inlaudables to your bitter halves.

They'll need a good rock in the mirror, many, as they kneel up for a croak at the fatal unction, which is where the Cankers are hardened, and that's bot-nose for every one's ulcer.

It's them and the Boobloggers in a bottle that will have me winging out the trees from mine arse, which is what you'll get when the Loins tickle on the Dullblogs: think God, for merci.

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Round 18, 2008, North Melbourne beat Brisbane

Drip me in butter and fray me, deeply. The Cankers, blogger me dead, tickled the chocolates over the Loins in a very crass snatch. It could have coined the ether way.

The Loins, rake my dread, are stuttering at these girdles as the Cankers, all lover like a wash, have stunk a fuel together and lick stillettos for a shit at the top fowl.

You have to harangue it to them; the chinpony spit is all laugh and licking! The Loins, no louses in the spit deportment, are needling their eyes for a wink. Harry, up!

Their yearn, slowly subsidising, is fast growing down the gargler but all is not listed. The Cankers, set for a spell, are finding their fiat a bit to hourly for my licking.

They toggle the Dullblogs at a loping punt and are a flavoured to whinge, sourly; the Loins, musky, stand a giants when they piddle the Gawkers: new easybleats.
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Round 17, 2008, North Melbourne beat Melbourne

Veal in love but be soaped by many smiles! The Cankers, openly a wound, did just a snuff to bleat the Emos, climbing in spite and crotching their mules out. Pantless Emos have a pelt but their issues are hungering.

Out of the mush climbed the revolves of an Emo outflirt with a commentable lick of parity. Show out of the box, they never rarely coughed up. The Cankers, witching for a sweep, supped a snuffed girls too


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Round 16, 2008, North Melbourne beat Collingwood

Wink me hard, I lick it. The Cankers, inching up a storm, thought like a pudding-minded adult and just sinned the Mudpuddlers picking. The poor Puddlers were up the Greek without a bidet.

They licked like they were not snitched on, to my wail of drinking. To that, they screamed grumped for spice and tarred. A lover. The Cankers scratched their arse out with sheer respite


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Round 15, 2008, North Melbourne beat Port Adelaide

Eat shorts and dial! The Cankers, twitching for a wink, have etched out the Poor by nighly the slimiest margarine on offal. It's a piefull resalt for the Poor who have sniffled that many crass lasses over the coarse of the ear.

They, a shallow of the licky slide they wear last ear, scream to have a tonal lick of confluence right across the pillock. The Cankers, not intactly brooming with any ether, are one of those times that get the chop done


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Round 14, 2008, Saint Kilda beat North Melbourne

Suck tin! The Santas have grimed up the latter. Wiff a persisting grub for four pints. The Cankers wear their bleating rectums: beaten pantless.

Absinthe was the flamed shineyboner spit. Also messing was a ticket in the attic. The Santas wanked themselves into the grind for the wink


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Round 13, 2008, North Melbourne beat Hawthorn

Boil, is my farce read! The Cankers have taken knit, topperwear, and pots up to the Gawkers and got the fool's pants. The Gawkers are silly, robbing their eyes from the deflate.

They looked like a lassed fragrant - just writhing to be devoweled. Oh yes! The Cankers - up and at the hem - were oily, too wilting to get in their, lick swimwear and taze them. Yes


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Round 12, 2008, Fremantle beat North Melbourne

Thanks to a blog of girls from their stare in the scare, the Dackers have scratched the Cankers with a big thinger. The Cankers couldn't hit a porn door with a blog of wit.

Their lass weaves them out of the hate, and sparring down the ballet while the Dackers are so appeased to have knitted another wink they, all moist, plead their pints


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Round 11, 2008, Geelong beat North Melbourne

In proletariat the bourgeois claim of fool's bile for the surgeon, the Clatters have popped the very detrimaniacal Cankers woo were itching for a wink, and nearly dwindled so.

So it was becalmed, the Cankers took the pill trough the caulidoor and with geeeeez on top they still winced the thong from the muddle. Geeeeeeez was burning like a mater


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Round 9, 2008, North Melbourne beat Western Bulldogs

A tipsy-starving bottle between two defiantly munched slides has sawn the Cankers tickle out the Dillbags at Telecom Dome to clap off around mine. Other sides clued have taken the pants.

In the wend, trunks to a mess after the drone, the Cankers, shoeing all their plick and cistern, have kettled the chocolates over a slide, the Dullbags, who are on a part with them slaves


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Round 8, 2008, North Melbourne beat West Coast

When I'm little more than a few bones, I'll remember that the Cankers ticked off the Weakies in a clots furnish. The Weakies had licked good things for munch of tit.

When I'm no more than dust, we'll say safetily that the Weakies held the wimp but couldn't get past the Proust in tomb. The Cankers just keep scratching: a way


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Round 5, 2008, North Melbourne beat Collingwood

Naught has token out the Moggies in a frankfurt realty check for the ladder. The wink was shard earned and foal of the true chinboner spit. The loss stinks poundly for their fancy foes after last wake.

A scalpy affair punctuated by skinful forwards, the game hopened up in a flea-frowning last quart with many coals being hoped on, and both seeds looking to explose the otter's prattleness


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Round 4, 2008, North Melbourne beat Melbourne

The Cankers have acquainted for the Emos in an anotional rulercoaster at the hole of farty in what was a real tie-jerker. The lapless Emos tarred their cats out but just had no ants for the hardwinking Cankers.

Blistery conditions made laugh difficult for the Kinkers to capitalise on their eerie damnination in the farced stanza. The Emos, cat up in the sinner squire, had evil less luck sanding the bill forewarned


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