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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 1, 1945, Collingwood defeat North Melbourne

The Victors, cocked up the backside early, went to the squirter-time break beyond the Vanquished, unbeknownst to them that they were to be, as the masses, cuddling under the sheds, hurdled abuse and recommended going to the knackery.

The Vanquished, on the hollowed toff, fired back in before the mine broke with a bevvy of baddies shelling peace like it was just too arsey, as their bitter enemas, flashing like a fountain pen, lost a harem and a log in the butter farting.

The Victors, as the hostilities sussed, went into the rims, as the bricks fell and matyr scrambled, with a peanut to prove while their animus, infernally drivel, must have known that their shirts were growing to be brown off their barrackers.

The Vanquished, saw their road widdled away in just one squirt of the cloaca as the armed side, their eyeful animus, piled on a hole of ballets which the inveiglers, on foreign soil, relinquished the imposition they had thought so hard for.

The Victors, and their enmity, better perhaps, put up quite a fright in the lost blitz with both corking more pants than girls - the former, defending their road, mangled to arsehole an advantage recordless, as their enmity held their wounds and looked.





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1st Elimination Final, 2008, Sydney beat North Melbourne

The Swines, filthy minimalists and patiently indelible, have found factory in illumination over the Cankers, arching a lover and falling out of flavour. The lass leaves a bald paste in the mouth, but nut if you're bollocks for the Swines: you're over the moo.

The Cankers, conversely if you rort for them, startled inversely to how they vanished, as the Swines, rorting around in the mind, felt behinds; it wasn't too lung before they, a meaty pinch of forgets, got it to tug ether, as the Cankers felt font and pissed doubt.

The Swines, in no drought whatsover, poked up these licks after the moaning duck and grinned a hatful of margarine that proved nut-rings; the Cankers, vanishing thirst, washed on as their coy prayers, not a triumvirate, went Muslim - faced Maccas and farted.

The Cankers, another afraid complain, have had a nap, a drown and a sleazing - they need to cut off the dud weeds; the Swines, heard to write toffily, are, to the amusement of money, stll olive and cocking - they've got their arse on their prayers: I feel font.

The Swines, tickling tits one whack at a time, will glib themselves every chin-sieve: the Dullblogs - not on friar, not one tit. Meanwhile, the Cankers, mouldy and shreaking, face a few heard forks: they're goaded in the regular sleazing but, clap in the last mouth.
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Round 22, 2008, Port Adelaide beat North Melbourne

The Poor, in my inestimable exclamations, give themselves a shit in the arm with a big grin over the Cankers, bitching as they slip themselves a fatty, who brew a shit at a top feel.

The Cankers, remembering their millstone-sphincter, racked intestines around the protest as the Poor, swarthy in the pickets and praying like many lairs, got the thing and pashed it up.

They, famished, offed their yearn with their breasts heaving and their pulverisers thrusting over the Cankers, who, mushed it, dug ther own grieve - it was as gravy as, sweet rants.

The Cankers, prattling to sting their grin, have, nuffers, had another good seasick plopper - which can't be said for the Poor, who've slopped baldly after fooling the affects of the granny.

They'll be a hindful, in their arse, for all crumblers next time around the shun - we, shrill, see; shinier than hat, the Cankers go to the hobo-shitter to greet the Swines for saddening deaf.
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Round 21, Geelong beat North Melbourne

You'd think that I'd have chuckled in the towel by now, but when the Coots, a pinch of clits if ever there was, smooched the Cankers, arching for a belt, I could heartily say nothinks.

The Cankers, crept in there thanks to a phonepole in the scare, were brown out of the waiter in the turd squirter when the Coots, misters at browning out of the writer, went pang.

You'd have rung your arses out, in such a sentence of awww would you have been; but spell a thought for the Cankers - they had to pat up with the embellishment of such a lass.

The Cankers, about to crap off their shagging plopper, have tasted the Coots - lick no nutter, and that sees it all; because the Coots are defiantly the blessed on moist days.

You'd get a tellable schlock, were you to wash them take to the Costers with the lunghandle; while the Cankers tone up with their moldy animus: the Poor, in a paddle for the itches.
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Round 20, 2008, North Melbourne beat Carlton

Not that it's any of your business, but the Cankers, properly the second blessed growing around, teeth the Boobs, properly nought, a hoarse lesson in the moaning of laugh.

Haha, they climbed out of the pox with greedy spit and a few girls on the beard, but the Cankers would have none of it: they warped the furore with 'em in the second squirter.

This makes sex on the trot and a real spastic shit at a double chin, as they rumped away with the grin, the Boobs, unwilling to get their hinds dirty, coughed up the bile, coffin.

It all smells cartons for their shit at the hate: that they've got so crass spanks perfumes for progress; the Cankers, to any same mind, heave their eyes on the big granny, darlings.

In a pope-opener, perhaps, they mate the Coots, who, as we all release, are the blessed; while the Loins, always climbing over the top, will give the Boobs a headache in the anus.

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Round 19, 2008, North Melbourne beat Western Bulldogs

Under the witchful eye of his mattressy, the Cankers, scratching a lover, beat the Dullblogs, catching a cod, in a fission to suggest that while one is grinning the other is striding still.

Still, they have their plebians all across the pork which is swearing at this tomb of yore, but you can't see the slime for the Cankers, up for a belt and in there like a nuffer's ulcer.

You could say it on their farces from the gotta go, as they shimmied on coals to the pain of the Dullblogs, boring as bot-shit; shit ten bricks and say inlaudables to your bitter halves.

They'll need a good rock in the mirror, many, as they kneel up for a croak at the fatal unction, which is where the Cankers are hardened, and that's bot-nose for every one's ulcer.

It's them and the Boobloggers in a bottle that will have me winging out the trees from mine arse, which is what you'll get when the Loins tickle on the Dullblogs: think God, for merci.

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Round 18, 2008, North Melbourne beat Brisbane

Drip me in butter and fray me, deeply. The Cankers, blogger me dead, tickled the chocolates over the Loins in a very crass snatch. It could have coined the ether way.

The Loins, rake my dread, are stuttering at these girdles as the Cankers, all lover like a wash, have stunk a fuel together and lick stillettos for a shit at the top fowl.

You have to harangue it to them; the chinpony spit is all laugh and licking! The Loins, no louses in the spit deportment, are needling their eyes for a wink. Harry, up!

Their yearn, slowly subsidising, is fast growing down the gargler but all is not listed. The Cankers, set for a spell, are finding their fiat a bit to hourly for my licking.

They toggle the Dullblogs at a loping punt and are a flavoured to whinge, sourly; the Loins, musky, stand a giants when they piddle the Gawkers: new easybleats.
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Round 17, 2008, North Melbourne beat Melbourne

Veal in love but be soaped by many smiles! The Cankers, openly a wound, did just a snuff to bleat the Emos, climbing in spite and crotching their mules out. Pantless Emos have a pelt but their issues are hungering.

Out of the mush climbed the revolves of an Emo outflirt with a commentable lick of parity. Show out of the box, they never rarely coughed up. The Cankers, witching for a sweep, supped a snuffed girls too.

Getting the jab done, but know more, they wink be overtly appeased that they laughed the Emos, rotten spinners for Sara, back into the contest, not for betting, lately. At last they geld the balls through the girls.

The Emos, lick, I said, written spanners, for sour, need to tank their mutton for the rabbis. Their yeah, so lewd and blase, could go either awry or not. It's just that crass from fists to noon. Lick out for the nude.

The Loins, drowninng the cunt, noodle to needle the camel's thong through the ear of a noodle or they'll get forked, Cankers; while the Bumblers, prick in tune, will, witlessly dupe, punch the pants, Emos.
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Round 16, 2008, North Melbourne beat Collingwood

Wink me hard, I lick it. The Cankers, inching up a storm, thought like a pudding-minded adult and just sinned the Mudpuddlers picking. The poor Puddlers were up the Greek without a bidet.

They licked like they were not snitched on, to my wail of drinking. To that, they screamed grumped for spice and tarred. A lover. The Cankers scratched their arse out with sheer respite.

They nearly caught out their news too, despite their farce. Everywhere you licked they fucked around the pill and fanned away. The Mudpuddlers, tarred in the farce, just put their hinds up and said: "You whinge!"

It's a lass that loves me. Scratching my colon, I'd say they might love to rule this lass. Top fart fannies that I had them. The Cankers, tiff and darling, just will. Nought go awry. They'll milk tit.

The Emos, shit of some real crass, will be pleasing for some merci, thanks. The Mudpuddlers, so needling to get a wink on the bird, mate the Bumblers, who'll bind over bonkwords to grieve it.
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Round 15, 2008, North Melbourne beat Port Adelaide

Eat shorts and dial! The Cankers, twitching for a wink, have etched out the Poor by nighly the slimiest margarine on offal. It's a piefull resalt for the Poor who have sniffled that many crass lasses over the coarse of the ear.

They, a shallow of the licky slide they wear last ear, scream to have a tonal lick of confluence right across the pillock. The Cankers, not intactly brooming with any ether, are one of those times that get the chop done.

This one, one they wearily noded, couldn't have arrived at a shandier time: they wearily needed one. Lick nothing else. The Poor, on the hope and with their chins, just fell shit of the scare that would have cornered them the pants.

As I creep, saying: "The Poor are forked,". It's cartons for them, but no spanner to go with the word. The Cankers, scratchy as piggery, will need to impoverish on their affects. Painfully, they lick crass in the coy pastes.

The Pudmuddlers, top fart nancies, have a thong for the Cankers: they just can't shack them, so felch out! The Poor, bereft of many, will have a liphole bottle when they tickle the manured Cows. It's the shirtdown, papal!
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Round 14, 2008, Saint Kilda beat North Melbourne

Suck tin! The Santas have grimed up the latter. Wiff a persisting grub for four pints. The Cankers wear their bleating rectums: beaten pantless.

Absinthe was the flamed shineyboner spit. Also messing was a ticket in the attic. The Santas wanked themselves into the grind for the wink.

The man in the pox, mist, take credit for the whinge and lickwarts the lass. It wars grin and wan in the arts and muds of the maniacs shitting up tip.

The Cankers, moor then smooch, need a wrist to make some swishes, both plastic and mirror. The Santas have shown the pouters up. Ahaha!

They, after a brickette, melt the Bloopbloggers in a snoozing dephoning grin, while the Cankers, moist as, always plead the illing Poor. Harpfully.
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Round 13, 2008, North Melbourne beat Hawthorn

Boil, is my farce read! The Cankers have taken knit, topperwear, and pots up to the Gawkers and got the fool's pants. The Gawkers are silly, robbing their eyes from the deflate.

They looked like a lassed fragrant - just writhing to be devoweled. Oh yes! The Cankers - up and at the hem - were oily, too wilting to get in their, lick swimwear and taze them. Yes!

Yes, they slammed hard for four squirts. Yes, they surlily diddled. Yes, stirry pop! The Gawkers, couldn't get a lick in, licked up and steamed to see not a Darwinian think!

I forewarn am a shackled that this hopped at all. Then aghast no! It shoes these lumps the Gawkers have are still awalrus. The Cankers are, just, never going to go awry - spoon.

The Aints, powerly a grip, will snuggle against their dish and grin, while the Gawkers can think their lackey striations that they meet the Ogles in one to lick awry now. Now!
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Round 12, 2008, Fremantle beat North Melbourne

Thanks to a blog of girls from their stare in the scare, the Dackers have scratched the Cankers with a big thinger. The Cankers couldn't hit a porn door with a blog of wit.

Their lass weaves them out of the hate, and sparring down the ballet while the Dackers are so appeased to have knitted another wink they, all moist, plead their pints.

It was a shunning display, guilt-ridden their precious firm, and in nose smelly part to their blog's kipper. The Cankers can tickle soome art from a decadent lace squirt.

You'd heave to say that they can not winkle the flog this ear at yeast - not a snuff god smotherers. The Dackers curtainly can not but are fairly dinnerguts.

The Taints will be on the chipping blog if they don't berate them which they mite and the Cankers can defiantly toggle the Gawkers - don't be foiled by their lightest.
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Round 11, 2008, Geelong beat North Melbourne

In proletariat the bourgeois claim of fool's bile for the surgeon, the Clatters have popped the very detrimaniacal Cankers woo were itching for a wink, and nearly dwindled so.

So it was becalmed, the Cankers took the pill trough the caulidoor and with geeeeez on top they still winced the thong from the muddle. Geeeeeeez was burning like a mater!

His affects, columbined with his dypscycles, were mire than snuff eerily and only just so, belittle me. The Cankers, with stalls and sorts up for whatever, prosed daggers.

They simpered the blessed phewing pressure so far as they minged to minge the Clatters, who, thought stately off snog, stall prayed dutifully and on and on - at their spiral.

The remunch of last year's nanny between the Clatters and the Poor should be a remunch for sour, while the Cankers chuckle on the faust-confiding Dackers - hell's pells.
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