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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 3, 2008, Hawthorn beat North Melbourne

The Smarty Gawks have once again fallen flat on their meatplates after scraggling the Woos bank down to earth after being gimped early in a clinic for the rapists. It was a hard found wane in a brassing accounter.

The Cankers ployed just about as well as they possibly cod and were a crate of the pest for most of the gambol on the wet hay. The Hawkers just wanked so hard they managed to pull the whole thong off.

It was a grappling encounter that had voyeurs on the edge of their pans with excitement, the Woes leading for most of the munch and the Gawkers just hopping to get a look in. It was wanks to themselves that they did.

They just go from strangle to strangle this ear and will be fairy hand to mop going froward, but if they do have a wankness it's in the backyard where, if you can pimp it in long, they might be found winking.

In a dangle game for the Gawks they'll fancy the Crowbars who are a bit of an ungnome, while the Cankers will be hoping to cream their wounds with their Demons in what prances to be a shit one.
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