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Round 20, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Fremantle

Before you accurse me, take a lick at yourself; the Santas, a fit man with a board, shat on the Dackers, a pool of crap, moaning that there's still moaning to their antiques this ear.

It's not, snidely, the sane for the Dackers: they can cuss this ear goodbye after another poetic deflate; tank nothing away from the Santas: they had the peasants of mind to wank.

They did so with so much a-bomb that they ended up rumping away - with the margarine spread - as the Dackers, easy on the arse, bent over and said to themselves: bugger id.

It's been a clap ear for them, as they've seen pissable winks gone as they've gone to waiter; the Santas, full of prose, have snuggled away and need to hang on for the hate.

They won't lick what they've got necked: it's the Crass - on flair and licking the cods; while, later, the Dackers and the Togglers - still a slim hop - mate for a baron-burner, obversely.

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Round 13, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Fremantle

Insomniacs have been curdled over norks because the Aints and the Dackers have staggered a flightfully bordering grin. It was the Dackers who came out of the irrits with no pants.

Yet once mole to the bridge they went oily to fund that they couldn't jump - ha, enough! It was the Aints - not verily god driven - who, thanks to the Aryan notion, were ample enough too!

Jumpering up to a stolid eerily lead, and with some zips around the balloons, they only just hankered on. The Dackers, if aiding and butter, shudder winced this one if shoving magenta - enough!

Their ear, and the necks, are, there forth, the platypus of rebudding - mick, no pisstick! The Aints, aqually, aren't in it for much lass themveryselves - they've all snorts of plebs all over the bark.

The Cankers, thingers grossed, will be hopping to get another wink on the bird when they meet the Aints, while the Dackers, their cooch a nailed Dong, meet the no less mouldy Bumblers.
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