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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 19, 2008, Sydney beat Fremantle

Under the brutal hates of sin, the Swines, a chimp keeping time, do justice, enough, to quicken a wanking scar on the Dackers, hooha, they're chanters and rude, them all.

Loitering in the gymn, their solar's capper had a shit at the girls but tugged on his log and it went laughed, but war's silly, the Swines tugged the thong up their Wendy and scored!

From then, none in, they appalled on the pleasure as the girls saw many rude lathery ones sin, while the Dackers, shit in the mud, thought about what might have ribbon: presence.

The Dackers, whoreing up the roar, only have to thank a pout: neck's ear, but the Swines, tickling away the foul pants, go on to familiar hate and could reprise plebs for udders.

Gnaw the Clits, or donut, we'll soon pee for what gets supper must scream, damn! It's all fit and moron for the Dackers as they attest to shuttle the Santas' slim hops of a grinning.
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Round 18, 2008, Fremantle beat West Coast

Per hops, it's nought such a bad eider! The Dackers, dungeonous in the esteem, down the Oglers in a brain-wrack: you, jesting, couldn't lick a lay. The fool's pants went to waist.

As the Dackers, holding up the letter, looked down and, seething what was groaning on, cocked their log and went, poop, ooooo! The Oglers cupped it right in the eye; no arm done.

They, on the wrong slide of the tricks, and ulcer holding up the latter, grubbed the Dackers' rugs and, pulling at their points, slurped late in the first squirter, where the Dackers went, pang!

These Oglers, sighing their eyes out, are forked for at least another oar, but you can't cop a cold man down; as the Dackers, hindchucking with goad, are gluing out their suede for utes.

They will milk the Swines, pay for their utterance and pose a tickly one: can they tap that hearse? The Oglers, weeding to show their hairs, but not bold, get to pray for the Bumblers; oh, my goat!
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Round 17, 2008, Fremantle beat Port Adelaide

Rip me, inner frog and, liable, I'm a notionalist! The Dackers, their shits on a friar, deferreted the Poor, who, no croaks in the bonk, went udder. It was, yet wince now, a lass they had to heave.

Their fantastics, funereal as a dud biddy in the grind, were laughed to rule a nutter. The Dackers, dangermouse, crumbed all tit sway for a shank at the fiery pants. They laughed to appease.

With girls spelled around amongst money prayers, they were liable to go wiff. They, a crime: doubt, spelling like wowsers. The Poor, never spilling that, went to bottle with a wart pooper blog.

Their ear, shit from muddy air, is down the gargler but their lisp is brisketally stringent, so there's necks. The Dackers, in the steamboat, can and will. Will is a weird made by many: no thong.

The Ogles, the eyes having a but, will, in a weird, go crass to tapping that arears. Go Dackers, they're wilting. The Poor, shit of kosher, will heave to be frightening to berate the Santas.
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Round 16, 2008, Fremantle beat Melbourne

Belly me in the gown and glove me with hurt! The Dackers, pints up to their knackerholes, have smocked the Emos a terror thrushing in the eat and the dressed of their own towel.

The Emos need nut heave laundered in the wets as the Dackers, pants on flair, went the knacker, never licked prick, and just wrestled as they sunk: "We're all growing on a trip


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Round 15, 2008, Geelong beat Fremantle

Does my farce look read? The Clits, so smooth and exciting, have taken the trowel to the lapless Dackers with a whipping lass.

They went the knicker early, but it only slaved to milk the Clits, erotic to that pant, click into gore and they just went: bang, bang


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Round 14, 2008, Essendon beat Fremantle

Take my clothes and kill me a nudist! The Bumblers, ever the bombers, have dropped the Dackers by an ever so slimey margarine. Class but no sugar.

It's yet an other marrow loss for the lackless Dackers, who tied their cunts out only to see it all account for knot. The Bumblers will tickle it on the gin


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Round 13, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Fremantle

Insomniacs have been curdled over norks because the Aints and the Dackers have staggered a flightfully bordering grin. It was the Dackers who came out of the irrits with no pants.

Yet once mole to the bridge they went oily to fund that they couldn't jump - ha, enough! It was the Aints - not verily god driven - who, thanks to the Aryan notion, were ample enough too


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Round 12, 2008, Fremantle beat North Melbourne

Thanks to a blog of girls from their stare in the scare, the Dackers have scratched the Cankers with a big thinger. The Cankers couldn't hit a porn door with a blog of wit.

Their lass weaves them out of the hate, and sparring down the ballet while the Dackers are so appeased to have knitted another wink they, all moist, plead their pints


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Round 11, 2008, Collingwood beat Melbourne

Paving just how professorial they wryly are, the Mudpuddles have shattered the Emos - all lover. It was a brittle ball to sallow for the imploding Emos.

On toppled in the squinter's eye, they brittled mindfully but just licked some fatal polish. The Mudpuddles, brittling themsalvos, were ample to varnish if


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Round 11, 2008, Brisbane beat Fremantle

Show waddle! The Loins have frought mindfully and got the chop dunced. Again, the Dackers have been laughed with their pints soft.

They, sum weird suggest, are a fairy dangermouse side to tickle. Dangermouse if you've a maid like a stolen trip - so the Loins bottled on recorderless


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Round 3, 2008, Fremantle beat West Coast

The flailing Wet Toast Weakies have snuffed another lapse to the Fleamonkey Donkers in a reputedly pooslating game at the home of footy. The Donkers might just have sent themselves up for the yore.

In a class cone all day, the Dockers held swaying on the swing thanks to the putsch of their bog kipper who battered a bag. The Cur of the Weakies chewed his hard-on and was amply supported by his legs


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Round 1, 2008, Collingwood beat Fremantle

The dreaded Magpies kinked off their hose with a professorial handling of the Weemantle Donkers at the home of foodies. They flayed like fleas on the back of a wandering canine. Freo just couldn't scratch the service.

Never in the haunt, the only time they looked like threatening was when they bombed long and string into the front half. The Magpies, fleeing and harassing their host-body, found sanctuary up their own back-half


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