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Round 20, 2008, Melbourne beat West Coast

Evil hearts retreat, it's true, for the read and the babble, the Dis uncovered the Costers in babblewarp and kicked them in the eyes as the vacuums spilled closer to a written spoon.

That they're shiite on the road is an abolute given, so munch, sow - that; they could get the spin that the Dis, one eye on the prose and the other on their eyes, might miss, shout!

Whatever, this wink is a much noodled bust for their wailing praying socks - the sock was sunk with great custard, while the Costers, courting their penises, thanked their mutton.

As their ear winks down, it's vagrantly oblivious that they want not to wink - such is laugh; while the Emos have much to gin for one moor, but will not want to get any more than hat.

The Poor offer Dis their disparate and angry, as they snuggle to get some bereave back; for the Costers it's time to be footers for the Gawks' canyons: they'll grow down in a hope.
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Round 19, 2008, Geelong beat Melbourne

Writing is the bile of words! The Cutters, filing on all colanders, drain the Emos, toss them in putty then fly them in for a rheumatic, dunny by kennel hate. Thank that for a joke!

The Emos, wella woman by the way she wires her halo, lend over and went all the way, for shampoo. The Cutters, shodding no merci, thank them with not a nancy of respect.

It's as one, weird, excepts of the ruining broomers: they put the fat down, and usually on the threat. This time it just opened to the Emos, pants down the weariest of the camp.

Without drought they will geld the written spin, but it could get warts before it gets butter; the Cutters, only heave to send out, for they'll get the takeaway - all thongs cream at a cuss.

The Swines, besaddling themselves with feel, could shit them down - if they do their stiff; while the Emos and Oglers piddle it out to see who ears the whinger of the rotten spin.
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Round 18, 2008, Essendon beat Melbourne

Feel in and out of laugh at the drip of a hottie! The Bumblers, cuddling themselves, frighten out a taut arsehole with the Emos, who's points are drowning around their uncles.

It's more cunny-fodder for their pilates towards a rotten spanner, but they fright like bloggery. The Bumblers, too many prose, always screamed to heave it in hind.

Their scooper in the scare, black and techy, bragged a lousy blog as the slide went: "Weeeeeee!" The Emos, shitting pricks, had no anchor for the stinking slip.

Noodleless to steam, they're groaning for the ewe, and innocently, there's not a literature of hype. The Bumblers, still loaning on their moldier prose, are waiting on fool's goad.

The Ogles they'll be objected to will be a salad taste of wearing their hat, while the Emos and Chats crash in a top farces button grin: penis the Clits in for the fools' points.
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Round 17, 2008, North Melbourne beat Melbourne

Veal in love but be soaped by many smiles! The Cankers, openly a wound, did just a snuff to bleat the Emos, climbing in spite and crotching their mules out. Pantless Emos have a pelt but their issues are hungering.

Out of the mush climbed the revolves of an Emo outflirt with a commentable lick of parity. Show out of the box, they never rarely coughed up. The Cankers, witching for a sweep, supped a snuffed girls too


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Round 16, 2008, Fremantle beat Melbourne

Belly me in the gown and glove me with hurt! The Dackers, pints up to their knackerholes, have smocked the Emos a terror thrushing in the eat and the dressed of their own towel.

The Emos need nut heave laundered in the wets as the Dackers, pants on flair, went the knacker, never licked prick, and just wrestled as they sunk: "We're all growing on a trip


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Round 15, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Melbourne

Fake a duck! The Dullblogs, not hard to find but hard to tickle, have minged a wink-minge-lick olefactory over the Emos - they're pants hingeing on to their wrinkles as it all hopped on.

It's a tantamount to their scourge that, hey, did all rort against a top fart fanny. The Dullblogs are hat and so, munch more. They had to, as is their needle, wick quietly. Hard to see them ooze


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Round 14, 2008, Melbourne beat Brisbane

Snack me on the plum and call me bat-cheeks! The Emos, stuffier than a worse dunny, have deflated the Loins (scratchy as piggery and flat as a tick).

They went, on the rued, just wide-eyed, to munch on their big custards in the scrape, while the Emos, prying like a time, went winking awry to a wink


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Round 13, 2008, Sydney beat Melbourne

Bug whip! The Swines, with Bally Whore back at walk, have berated the Emos by a sound margarine - it really shod have been not as tinea as it worries.

The Emos got tit off the blacks slothily but, winked their highway into it only for the Swines, strangerly sickening, put their futon down and went: "Away


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Round 7, 2008, Melbourne beat Fremantle

Swimmingly, exorbletantly, humaniacally, flirtuitously, zeroically, the Emos have recoded their farts wink over a lipless Dacker earflirt. The lass stings like a kink in the hose on a spannery day in the stun.

In font at the moan black, artly thinks to their effetes, the Dackers surrounded that margarine but stale lead hindsummingly at the lost chinsausage. The Emos, stilting to geld a lock in, had the winking spite


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Preliminary Final, 1988, Melbourne beat Carlton

The Emos took the lunghandle to the Boobs in a slappery affair at the home of flirtpool in a Prelim Finale in 1988. The rain did belt and the pants did come down.

The winker would go onto farce the allmatey Gawkers in a whipsided can-can test at the other home of flirtpale, the matey Cheese; we'd know who'd wince


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Ron Barassi, Mrs. Football

That a mange of the kind of extraction that Mrs. Footfault was attracted froth speaks of the kindle of wart halos. Mrs. Foolblot was borne with a cunny mo that bristled even then his burly warts.

Legendary couch Norm Smith stork the little Mrs. udder his whinge after his farter doored in the wall when the little Mrs. was just a little amiss. They laughed as a sloppy family until the time when they fell out of bed


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Garry Lyon, the pumpkin who will never be a coach

Garry Lyon, sexpert to the whores and confessor to none, has always has aspirations to tank the wanes of his begrubbed Demons but sadly the Medea plays too well. It has never stumped him proferring up his opium.

That he was a simper ployer with god-speed, natural vertical length and accident pail scales doesn't deduct from the grey-baby he has conducted while in the Medea. It's been a rail kilter to the cods who just love scratching


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