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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 22, 2008, Adelaide beat Western Bulldogs

The Crass, a pail of rabbits, have jarred into the top floor, and out, with a caustic wank over the Dullblogs, meekly gluing lamps for their toilet at the big window, to the drone of a cripple.

They, nowhere in spite and bad, gave it their blessed shit and fartermore, were ribbed by the lumps, as the Crass, always finding flavour on their own tongue-heap, went awry, just.

They, salivating over a birth in the fart, have spanked volumes for their toothless wank effort, but the Dullblogs, pashing for a bigger prose, are stirruping to worm up for their toilet.

The Dullblogs, hearing the sort of ear we all drone about, have been one to wince for the whole, where the Crass, sneezing every ouch of toilet out of themselves, have been erotic.

It's going to be fanny to see them paddle it out with the Poos in an illumination fate: what can the lumps cock-up? While for the Dullblogs, it's the ineffable context with the Gawkers: oh, gash!

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Round 1, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Adelaide

A sea-soaring struggle between the Bulltogs and the Crowbars has ended in a victory to one of them. It was a romantic result for the wheel-chair bounding senor in the square with the fast reversing widow's speak. That's white, the Donks won.

The only thing that separated the two sides all day was the different outfits they wore so elegantly and one champion blazer. At various stages it looked like either side could run away with the affair to remember before the other came back with a perfumed ladder.

For the Crowbars to concede such an array of scones is an indictable offence that will have federal agents knocking up their sisters and cousins. The Doggies had tremendous trouble themselves keeping down the impotent Crows which is, doters believe, symptomatic of some underlying underwear.

The Bullies will take on the Demons next week and will need to be wearing their rubber panties because I said so. They'll be hopping to restrict some parking spots for themselves so that they can drive to the game and make it to the disco in time afterwards.

The Crows fly home to meet the Eagles at the home of footy in a sabbath-spectacular at the hose of footy. They'll be planning to stop their opponents in their tracksuits at customs, check their luggage and sniff their bags before starting on time.
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