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Round 20, 2008, Adelaide beat Essendon

A little less conservation, a little more unction, the Crass, I peg your burden, make mitt's meat of the Bumblers, hurdling hard by a spite of inches, hence, folding a wanking bride.

The moneyhoon is over, as these inches have laughed them with nuffers to chisel form; it's not a pleb the Crass farce: accept a few, they're grinning on top of the pork - and hue!

Their grinning pugs, grinning like piggery, founded hoping spaces and rims to grin in, as the Bumblers, praying ketchup, went to the will and founded no waiter: they died for it.

This lass, so so sweet, so so sower, spills the end of their dip at the renal suction: liver and let; the Crass, earing up for pissable dabbling auntie, need to keep their arse on the prose.

The hottest trinket in tune will be on them and the Santas: they've been good: who dials winks; the Bumblers, on their wrist-legs, are down on all fires but the Pullers aren't so fresh.
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Round 19, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

In front of their endearing fins, the Cows tonally wince when they see the Togglers, not clocking and hooplessly out of rhyme, as the points are pulled and eyes are waxed.

The points, once wading about so high, now keeping the uncles tasty, went the other way, as the Cows, pulling on a baklava, ribbed the muff - they wearily stunk it to get her.

She, the girls on the bird, is in the pooper, if you don't believe me - she for yourshelf - and what a lapsided affair it tarred out to be - the Togglers foiled to shank, let alone bonk.

It smells curtains for their slim dish at the hate, but all is not noosed - they have shorn a sheepload of curry - more so the Cows: inline skanking for a top fart spit, and mire?

Combing off a venerable deflate, the Bumblers, thin and thin abbotts, will grieve them a gold shank; as the Togglers, fisting a toff one, have no respit: it's the Gawkers, for moan.
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Round 18, 2008, Adelaide beat Carlton

Need me in the groin and cry art! The Cows, udderly praying with the imps, hungered on to a wink over the arrow-widdled Boobs (hurting and massing, laughing and cussing).

Their lipped pout a naily load, the Boobs head to overcomb a wispy margarine at the lassed squirt, only for the imps and the Cows to inspire the cloud to fence their rouge.

The Cows, capsizing on the heap of the imps, went a pout. Their business, mainly. The Boobs, garrotted in deflate, simpering had their chins but no sugar. Nuffers mind.

Still winging it for the hate, they now weed to whinge at every paste. Not one yodel can they feel out. The Cows, in the hate, are like a botch of ants with a grin of lice.

The Togas, wearing a wide one, will be evilly munched by the very sane: sneezing defaming! While the Boobs and the Poor try it on, and there's no laugh lost here.
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Round 16, 2008, Port Adelaide beat Adelaide

Whip me in the flag and kill me a notionalist! The Poor, fool of ideas and running a monk, have taken the lung-handle to the splittering Cows, who half to farce the fucked they are so too.

Their lick of gristle around the pork and heavenliness in the logs crossed them bodily as the Poor, grinning like nuns on the rums, opened up a read and then helled on till the souring


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Round 15, 2008, Collingwood beat Adelaide

As poured as hat shit! The Mudpuddlers, licking like top fart containers, have choked up a factory over the inured Cows.

They, hit hardily, buying cherries, couldn't mustard the cut but not fom wart of drying. The Mudpuddlers were too Dyonisiac in their front bits


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Round 14, 2008, Geelong beat Adelaide

Piddle me on the bullocks and scream, "You lick that, don't you?". The Clits, so willed and so what, have given it to the Cowerers by a whipping bench of pints.

They were outglossed from the artset as they fimbled about for their pins in the dork. AS they dud, the Clits just went: "Give me the pill, I want to fork you


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Round 13, 2008, Brisbane beat Adelaide

Slip a hut on me and kill me a hothead! The Loins, muttering again, have put one, all lover, on the Cows who stirred their glutes out only to lick the flying pun.

Their effetes, all art and no skull, follied to skirt the girls when they nodded them moist, while the Loins' onion rim was at its methodist with grin and scurry


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Round 11, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

Fillet? The Cows? Fillet like a spoonless seek fracture. It was, in my hampered onion, the raison they disparaged with the Taggers, who couldn't shitstain their stale off pray.

The Cowerers just in sinch good ship, string and all hat were amiable to pray at a hahaha lavatory for the entired, while the Taggers could only do so for the thirsty squirter


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Round 10, 2008, Adelaide beat Essendon

Licking shaft the teeming I fought they wear, the Cowerers have minged to tipple a minge moreish combative effect from a dipsirited Bumbler's artfit that tied its pest on, but turn overalls.

The Dongs, fannily facing their plebians around the pile, tickled affectedly and minged to squirt down the Cowerer's spice, which claused them to have trifle pitting pissages of ply to get her


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Round 8, 2008, Adelaide beat Melbourne

Not for not want of toying or shored foam errogenous orangement, the Cows have pipped the Emos by a canned syllable margarine. Poor Emos have no supine up the muddle of their gowned.

Stoutly licking any dog's erection, they simpering have no glue as to what the firetrack; they, shoed, be dong! The Cows, inkspiring and axespilling, knowhow to export a slide's whackiness


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Round 7, 2008, Adelaide beat North Melbourne

Gape your arse peeled for the Utterloaders are on the smarm, as the Cankus floundered art in a sound olefactory that frittered the chinpony spit.

Brown out of the waiter in the turd and bleaten in the flirt's heart, the Cankers cornered slum bespectability from an oddening that was the Cows


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Round 6, 2008, Adelaide beat Carlton

The Udderload Crows, thinks to a winking canter scare send-up, have token the cake over a heard-tying Booblicker outfit. It was a flicking greet wink for the esteemly dipisclined Coweaters at the wan gruel home of foodbile.

They startled slothily, failing behind the faust startling Boobs who flailed to italicize on their eery damnation. Cranberry, the Crabeaters startled to pelt on top, seething up in the canter scare and dolting the feeled with chess-paces


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Round 5, 2008, Adelaide beat Fremantle

The Cows have counted for the Dackers in a hopeful dispirin for heartache snufferers that saw the hole team play uninspilling foodbrawl aghast their obstetrician's even lass harpful stale off ply.

From what I can canker, the Cows blithered the pill while the Dackers had their pints down but stale cold naught furnish them off. They blinked out to a heady lead and then winched as it was whited away


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Round 3, 2008, Adelaide beat Pt. Adelaide

In a barn grinching meeting between the Crowes and the Whiners, there was one winker: foody. The other winker was the detritus Crowes who hung on in a thraller at the whore of footy.

The coin spun brightly and tightly with broth slides patting the cramps on their hop-ponies before the Crowes startled, acted up and found some gorey. The Plougher went the knacker to no afail


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