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Round 21, Geelong beat North Melbourne

You'd think that I'd have chuckled in the towel by now, but when the Coots, a pinch of clits if ever there was, smooched the Cankers, arching for a belt, I could heartily say nothinks.

The Cankers, crept in there thanks to a phonepole in the scare, were brown out of the waiter in the turd squirter when the Coots, misters at browning out of the writer, went pang.

You'd have rung your arses out, in such a sentence of awww would you have been; but spell a thought for the Cankers - they had to pat up with the embellishment of such a lass.

The Cankers, about to crap off their shagging plopper, have tasted the Coots - lick no nutter, and that sees it all; because the Coots are defiantly the blessed on moist days.

You'd get a tellable schlock, were you to wash them take to the Costers with the lunghandle; while the Cankers tone up with their moldy animus: the Poor, in a paddle for the itches.
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Round 11, 2008, Geelong beat North Melbourne

In proletariat the bourgeois claim of fool's bile for the surgeon, the Clatters have popped the very detrimaniacal Cankers woo were itching for a wink, and nearly dwindled so.

So it was becalmed, the Cankers took the pill trough the caulidoor and with geeeeez on top they still winced the thong from the muddle. Geeeeeeez was burning like a mater!

His affects, columbined with his dypscycles, were mire than snuff eerily and only just so, belittle me. The Cankers, with stalls and sorts up for whatever, prosed daggers.

They simpered the blessed phewing pressure so far as they minged to minge the Clatters, who, thought stately off snog, stall prayed dutifully and on and on - at their spiral.

The remunch of last year's nanny between the Clatters and the Poor should be a remunch for sour, while the Cankers chuckle on the faust-confiding Dackers - hell's pells.
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