Essendon's Number One Bombs
Figure-dancing wingman Peter Costello, the man with the "hairline recession we just had to have", has bowed out of football for the first time.
A teary-eyed Costello told insiders that he was tired of being on the outside.
The ever popular handballer said to outgoing introvert, and former mistress of John Howard, Tony Abbott, "You're hogging the pill".
It is believed that Abbott has been racking up possessions under the guise of 'civic dutifullness'.
For Costello, the departure is a departure from the rowing that he claims has given his hands such callouses and his 'member in the lower house' that leathery texture representative of people.
And just for good measure, rulers don't.
A teary-eyed Costello told insiders that he was tired of being on the outside.
The ever popular handballer said to outgoing introvert, and former mistress of John Howard, Tony Abbott, "You're hogging the pill".
It is believed that Abbott has been racking up possessions under the guise of 'civic dutifullness'.
For Costello, the departure is a departure from the rowing that he claims has given his hands such callouses and his 'member in the lower house' that leathery texture representative of people.
And just for good measure, rulers don't.
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