Sheedy to be the new face of James Hird
James Hird, melting hearts with a melting face
Retired Essendon plastic surgery experiment James Hird has laughed off suggestions he should have Kevin Sheedy sewn onto his face.
"If you think that I want to be an arse-face, you've got another thing coming." the Bomber fumed. "I'm not about to start wiping my nose with toilet-paper now, am I?"
A clearly shaken martini.
When quizzed about his facial features, the one time ballerina said, "Sorry, it's gone".
When further quizzed, Hird claimed he couldn't remember anything but, he did leave with some nice consolation prizes including a titanium plate under his eye.
Sheedy, the carry-over champ said, "I've had a great time. I'll come back".
A volcano has erupted.
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