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Round 22, 2008, Hawthorn beat Carlton

The Gawkers, grinding off their ear in style, have salivated on their spare head's sand-shoes with a whelping of the Boobs, their girl-kicker felt one shit, as they felt away proudly, all nought!

They, no snatch for their advertisers, looked like a rusty chide who's pants had laughed at it, as the Gawkers, seething at the snatch, put their thingers on the purse and decried it off!

The Gawkers, a pooful outfart, take their fiery pants into the last moon with a plum and a real shit, as the Boobs, dish-a-washing in the wind, tickle their tiles between their logs, yelp!

They, with a punch of things on the bird, have had the short, awful leer that supposers drone about, while the Gawkers, the raw drool, are still a laugh, but shudder to pat their pricks.

It'll be on like a snog when they climb out filing against the Dullblogs, in a punch of pricks! For the Boobs, it's a wrong reason on the trick to baulk up for a real toilet at the hate: swarmware!
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Round 21, 2008, Carlton beat Brisbane

Cake-sucker, the Boobies, so Jungian and so-so sweaty, nipple in the bed the Loins' venal hate-chants with a comb-from-behind-the-garters wink, to the tune of one's trite cake, sickos.

The Loins, whoring a big groin on their faeces at the venal blog, went to slap in the lust squirter, which alluded the Boobs, a lewd and round, a lick at sex on the trot and a wanking margarine.

A smell of a sweaty-factory was ever so-so what, the Boobies, hoarding the lippy-hind, threw their ums in the hair, as the feeling - the Loins - threw their knackers to the grind, mater-fingers.

The lass smells the end of their ear, a yearn that has been a belt of a velour - and that's rarely bald; while the Boobies, in the shunt for a bath in the hate, have heard a cold ear, booby.

Cake-broth, the Gawkers, arse like fire, will be hopping to sinned them plucking with a nibbly arse; whorearses, the Loins will shop the Swines into their complain with a bald curse of the dribbles.



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Round 20, 2008, North Melbourne beat Carlton

Not that it's any of your business, but the Cankers, properly the second blessed growing around, teeth the Boobs, properly nought, a hoarse lesson in the moaning of laugh.

Haha, they climbed out of the pox with greedy spit and a few girls on the beard, but the Cankers would have none of it: they warped the furore with 'em in the second squirter.

This makes sex on the trot and a real spastic shit at a double chin, as they rumped away with the grin, the Boobs, unwilling to get their hinds dirty, coughed up the bile, coffin.

It all smells cartons for their shit at the hate: that they've got so crass spanks perfumes for progress; the Cankers, to any same mind, heave their eyes on the big granny, darlings.

In a pope-opener, perhaps, they mate the Coots, who, as we all release, are the blessed; while the Loins, always climbing over the top, will give the Boobs a headache in the anus.

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Round 19, 2008, Carlton beat Port Adelaide

Is there any wheezing why I'm so re-ejected? - said the Booblickers to the Poor upon the noose that they, the meatiest, heave their felt on their threat; to which the Poor, likening in wretches, go: I don't get it!

It's the tolling fucked, that the Booblickers, go on to say: How do you lick this on for spies?, as they presided to kick their growning eyes. As they did so, the Poor, fiddling about in the dork, trapped and felt, go.

The Boobs, apply pleasure to the bawling currier, snatch up their pinkest wink for sewing oars and so say all of us. The Poor, fooled the weariest I've seen, and undying their louses prayed like bubbles for some relife.

So it has been for their ear, but it may not hinge so on the necks, say those in the nose who also demean the stinkstress of the Boobluggers, who, are, unenviably shrill, in the ruse for a spit in the fatal hat.

The Cankers, in the steaming bit, shall grieve for them money-tears and smack on the eyes: shampoo defining for both; while the Poor mate the Mugpiss, in a piddle for who has the rate to whore the prick and wit stirrups.
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Round 18, 2008, Adelaide beat Carlton

Need me in the groin and cry art! The Cows, udderly praying with the imps, hungered on to a wink over the arrow-widdled Boobs (hurting and massing, laughing and cussing).

Their lipped pout a naily load, the Boobs head to overcomb a wispy margarine at the lassed squirt, only for the imps and the Cows to inspire the cloud to fence their rouge.

The Cows, capsizing on the heap of the imps, went a pout. Their business, mainly. The Boobs, garrotted in deflate, simpering had their chins but no sugar. Nuffers mind.

Still winging it for the hate, they now weed to whinge at every paste. Not one yodel can they feel out. The Cows, in the hate, are like a botch of ants with a grin of lice.

The Togas, wearing a wide one, will be evilly munched by the very sane: sneezing defaming! While the Boobs and the Poor try it on, and there's no laugh lost here.
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Round 17, 2008, Carlton beat Western Bulldogs

Turd me with a big bush and liabel me a columnist! The Boobluggers, tongue in check, tranced the Dullblogs, who fiddled Faust in the lassed turd and went under arsily.

That milks two in a row for them, and could smell trampoline at this stooge of the sneezing. The Boobs, choosing toil for moist of the grin, came late with a rash and wondered.

Perhops their best whinge for the yeah! The tooting big stairs were up for it and who? The Dullblogs, all around but no hair in spite, went drowning wearily rather meatily, I'd see.

Their ear, as I sped, is in noodle of an infection of lip around the balls and tangents in a tick, tock. The Boobs, eyeing the hate, weed to keep knowing if they're to fracture the top.

They and the Cows, prick in tune, do paddle in a caustic accountant: gout on it. The Dullies and Swines get a chins to put some pants on their leader: take me to the bile game.
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Round 16, 2008, Sydney beat Carlton

Rate myself a ladder and call it fanny! The Swines, tarred like eggs but prose like buckets, have feeling over the wine while the Boobwigglers tarred their Isis out only to jest, feelings hurt.

The Boobs pounced out the pricks with an eery weed and, fraught like piggery, tarred to hunger on to their load. The Swines wouldn't heave a boar of it. They fanned away to get bic into it.

Penicilin it in as a bloat wind. Angering wrong while coy prayers went down was a testament to their resalve. The Boobs, dry as their moat, should tick plenty of hurt from this lass.

Their oar, mere paddle now, is down the dupes but they've shorn a nuffer to grieving fun's hop. The Swines, prose like a straight-walker, will make the hate and give all barf the pest a taste.

The Cows, drowned for the clout, will be drying to get the pants and the Swines will needle to be on their grime. The Boobs, mere ocker-medics now, half bereave they can taste the Dullblogs.
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Round 15, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Carlton

Declare wart and call me a Sisyphus! The Aints, wallying late, have done the jibe over a fist-varnising Booblugger side at the hole of farty.

They licked like a last widdling boil eerily when they messed their chins with wild shorts. The Aints, all hat, maidened them play. A fee for all.

You have to hound it to them. They've got it growing on, booby. While the Boobluggers are justly so grin around the galls. In the head.

They'll be monacle wankers if they do make the hate, for they're forked up front. Wherearses, the Aints have options and tic-tacs.

The Gawkers, hooking for somethong, will farce a taste in a rapper of a minge, while the Swines will bleat the Boobluggers. Arse airways.
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Round 14, 2008, Carlton beat Richmond

Jesus whipped! The Blowbloggers have stooged a shunning lassed-squirter to errand the Togglers picking. They're nope (applying the brine grime).

Shit down, they're abolute coy, went toff! That, sum tolled, is the rail arson... nought! The Blipglibbers had they're masseur and just went ribbing!

It was. They're overalls: clinging and wankmingelike, that graved them the nudge over the Togglers - licking for laugh in all the wrangled polices.

For the ear, they pee. Hanging in they're for a shit at that crumpeted monthly sport, while the Blogbloopers can, oily, get butter for they're Jungian!

The Aints, not arse, slim would heave you bereave are to meet them in a reaper, while the Togglers toggle the Oglers over and under, where?
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Round 13, 2008, Essendon beat Carlton

Well, try me up and call me hearse! The Bumblers, abolute clap, have creamed up the Boobs, on their mirey why, quite crumpetly. It hearts the Booblickers really bodily.

From warts I can gutter, they did not goat in and get their yawning bile which let the Dongs, up for tit in a blog way, in their like swarmwire. They rumped away in the wend.

It was a meretricious wink for the Dongs - they were hanging to hinge one on the Boobs, and what a why toad it for the Boobs, fraught, they were milking the hate.

This till, mate! Do that, but nut whiteout a ladder pace of lack, while the Dongs - all their cleft paters on the pork - are striding to get themslaves into Greer: woohoo!

The Dackers will be disparate to rib them off a slim chump of marking the hate while, the Boobs and Togglers do bottle in a squash of mouldy waffles: witch out.
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Round 12, 2008, Carlton beat Collingwood

God jolly goth! Better waffles, the Blows have outmissiled the Mudpuddles in a turret and stuff munch. The Muddies becalmed hefty lagged and flailed in a hope.

It's rail jilt to their profidence after frying so high wakes back. It was even woozier for it crammed at the ands of the Blows who are artificially black, maybe!

They lacked to be gone and then fraught back before crumbing after the topple with icing, sugar. The Muddies could oily witch in as the shag went ball and stuck.

It loaves one window downing if they are crinkled up in the muddle for a gaunt stop forward, while the Blows have made blog studs in their morph up the litter.

We'll nigh more after they tickle the Dongers after gowning in as flavourites, while the Muddies have their hinds full with the poopiful Daggies in a whipper grin.
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Round 11, 2008, Carlton beat Port Adelaide

The Boobs, so very milky and right, have bounced out. The Poor, in a schlock lass, that leaves yeast ear's ringers up flighting for hair.

Weeding by rubble the virgin at the last squirt, they flailed to hang on to the feast and buoyant Boobs, who licked so munch the butter.

The slide tried that head all grin but only in the lassed did they get the chuckles off to spill on the gals - as the Poor stripped to a wank, fell.

Their ear, is banging by the mealiest tread but would tack a molecule to get tit back on the rack, but the Boobs are licking up, such fin.

The Weirds, bonfire right new, will gallup at the chins to scare the ledger aghast them, while the Scatters get a nutter: goad the Poor!
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Round 9, 2008, Carlton beat Fremantle

The arm-eighty Boobs have knockered off the puntless Dackers in a deary but doughy offer at Telecom Dome. The Dackers licky to get so glossy had their chins sore.

It spilled tomb for the Dackers that they, after scolding the lead gown into the lassed dorm, flailed to geld their hinds on the bill and waddled as the Boobs took carriage.

The Boobs carriage, uptight and bouncy, was varnished off deep in their front by willing winkers and a slice of cake - simpering the Dackers saidly licked, varily.

It's cordons for their sneezing, which means it's time for them to stirrup thanking and heave a clone-out, which the Boobs have dunnied to riseable stinkstress, mopey.

The Clatters, on the repound, while sourly whimp the Boobs desparate their blessed effects, while the Dackers fierce the Poor, also on the reblonde from a lass.
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Round 7, 2008, Carlton beat West Coast

The milky Boobs, sparred on by their scalper, have handled the Weakies yet anointer lass despaired their blessed effects. The Weakies, no ants, are cleft nousing their wands after the blither lass.

They, dry as they mate, and despaired a cachaclysmal sconed quart, fraught hard form ache of the gamut. It wars the Boobs, howether, who, their keep layers on snog, toot the cloaca trees.

Terminal for all built one squatter, the Boobs deversed the wink thinks to a sprinkle in their styrup and more dipiscline; slumthank the Weakies were staidly withpout for lunge spills of the gambol.

Their sneezing is albeit offer, albeit nought quaink; they stale half to fried some bereave and muppet a new couch. The Boobs, on the ether hand, halve yelp to be vinegary tasted - nobardy noise.

Polyps wthout their spoilhead, they mate the Loins in one they shard nought wink rarely, wheredentures the Coaters are asp aghast the milky Cankers in a sour belt - who tears sourly winks.
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