Boony: I want Mokbel
Mokbel pirrhouettes at auditions for Boony the Ballet
Carlton's number one ticket holder, David Boon has nominated human rights activist Tony "The Rug" Mokbel to play him in the upcoming ballet about the tumultuous life of the former Hobart Under 12's back-pocket player.
Mokbel, a vociferous campaigner for the little man, has told FRA that "he is one of the littlest men out there." It is believed that the only other possible candidate is all-round nice guy and versatile comic actor, Russell "The 34rd reincarnation" Crowe.
Crowe is believed to be on the run in Greece, after escaping the diabolical clutches of the bumbling authorities on charges of singing in public and posing for the cameras.
Mokbel, when quizzed about Crowe, said "I want you to find him. I want him dead. I want his family dead!". To which Boon, a man who some believe to have been the shortest standover man in a back-pocket, said, "Tony's not the sort of bloke who would ever sing. Russell's the sort of bloke who never should."
Put behind bars for singing a few, Crowe is led off to rehearse
Still the producers of the product are no clearer to announcing their star.
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