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Round 6, 2009, Carlton lost to Hawthorn

First Quarter: the Winners managed to acquire a position of control on the board, which was achieved through the measures of a secondary option going forward, and the Losers negotiating the perception of unqualified ambition with a resounding performance, and an unquaified loss.

Second Quarter: through efficient transfer of opportunity and the account managed by a key option, the Winners struggled to maintain the position they had managed, which, due to the comparative poverty of options for the Losers, was not achieved, as the deficit was slashed marginally.

Third Quarter: the Winners took control of the ownership of the means of production, and managed to deliver inaccurate measures from their own pockets, which allowed the Losers, capitalising wherever opportunity met industry, to manufacture a performance that was aligned to class.

Fourth Quarter: due to a positive early outcome from property disputes, the Winners managed to hold on to their overall advantage, which they added to in the final analysis, as the Losers, delivering a performance worthy of the value creditors invested in their stocks, went away richer.

Fifth Quarter: the Winners paid credit to their "big figure" going forward, and took the opportunity to "consolidate our position", which they managed without paying any credit to the Losers, which they had earned from a consistently ambitious performance, and work "across the board".
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Round 22, 2008, Hawthorn beat Carlton

The Gawkers, grinding off their ear in style, have salivated on their spare head's sand-shoes with a whelping of the Boobs, their girl-kicker felt one shit, as they felt away proudly, all nought!

They, no snatch for their advertisers, looked like a rusty chide who's pants had laughed at it, as the Gawkers, seething at the snatch, put their thingers on the purse and decried it off!

The Gawkers, a pooful outfart, take their fiery pants into the last moon with a plum and a real shit, as the Boobs, dish-a-washing in the wind, tickle their tiles between their logs, yelp!

They, with a punch of things on the bird, have had the short, awful leer that supposers drone about, while the Gawkers, the raw drool, are still a laugh, but shudder to pat their pricks.

It'll be on like a snog when they climb out filing against the Dullblogs, in a punch of pricks! For the Boobs, it's a wrong reason on the trick to baulk up for a real toilet at the hate: swarmware!
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