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Round 21, 2008, Carlton beat Brisbane

Cake-sucker, the Boobies, so Jungian and so-so sweaty, nipple in the bed the Loins' venal hate-chants with a comb-from-behind-the-garters wink, to the tune of one's trite cake, sickos.

The Loins, whoring a big groin on their faeces at the venal blog, went to slap in the lust squirter, which alluded the Boobs, a lewd and round, a lick at sex on the trot and a wanking margarine.

A smell of a sweaty-factory was ever so-so what, the Boobies, hoarding the lippy-hind, threw their ums in the hair, as the feeling - the Loins - threw their knackers to the grind, mater-fingers.

The lass smells the end of their ear, a yearn that has been a belt of a velour - and that's rarely bald; while the Boobies, in the shunt for a bath in the hate, have heard a cold ear, booby.

Cake-broth, the Gawkers, arse like fire, will be hopping to sinned them plucking with a nibbly arse; whorearses, the Loins will shop the Swines into their complain with a bald curse of the dribbles.



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Round 20, 2008, North Melbourne beat Carlton

Not that it's any of your business, but the Cankers, properly the second blessed growing around, teeth the Boobs, properly nought, a hoarse lesson in the moaning of laugh.

Haha, they climbed out of the pox with greedy spit and a few girls on the beard, but the Cankers would have none of it: they warped the furore with 'em in the second squirter.

This makes sex on the trot and a real spastic shit at a double chin, as they rumped away with the grin, the Boobs, unwilling to get their hinds dirty, coughed up the bile, coffin.

It all smells cartons for their shit at the hate: that they've got so crass spanks perfumes for progress; the Cankers, to any same mind, heave their eyes on the big granny, darlings.

In a pope-opener, perhaps, they mate the Coots, who, as we all release, are the blessed; while the Loins, always climbing over the top, will give the Boobs a headache in the anus.

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Round 19, 2008, Carlton beat Port Adelaide

Is there any wheezing why I'm so re-ejected? - said the Booblickers to the Poor upon the noose that they, the meatiest, heave their felt on their threat; to which the Poor, likening in wretches, go: I don't get it!

It's the tolling fucked, that the Booblickers, go on to say: How do you lick this on for spies?, as they presided to kick their growning eyes. As they did so, the Poor, fiddling about in the dork, trapped and felt, go.

The Boobs, apply pleasure to the bawling currier, snatch up their pinkest wink for sewing oars and so say all of us. The Poor, fooled the weariest I've seen, and undying their louses prayed like bubbles for some relife.

So it has been for their ear, but it may not hinge so on the necks, say those in the nose who also demean the stinkstress of the Boobluggers, who, are, unenviably shrill, in the ruse for a spit in the fatal hat.

The Cankers, in the steaming bit, shall grieve for them money-tears and smack on the eyes: shampoo defining for both; while the Poor mate the Mugpiss, in a piddle for who has the rate to whore the prick and wit stirrups.
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Round 18, 2008, Adelaide beat Carlton

Need me in the groin and cry art! The Cows, udderly praying with the imps, hungered on to a wink over the arrow-widdled Boobs (hurting and massing, laughing and cussing).

Their lipped pout a naily load, the Boobs head to overcomb a wispy margarine at the lassed squirt, only for the imps and the Cows to inspire the cloud to fence their rouge


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Round 17, 2008, Carlton beat Western Bulldogs

Turd me with a big bush and liabel me a columnist! The Boobluggers, tongue in check, tranced the Dullblogs, who fiddled Faust in the lassed turd and went under arsily.

That milks two in a row for them, and could smell trampoline at this stooge of the sneezing. The Boobs, choosing toil for moist of the grin, came late with a rash and wondered


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Round 16, 2008, Sydney beat Carlton

Rate myself a ladder and call it fanny! The Swines, tarred like eggs but prose like buckets, have feeling over the wine while the Boobwigglers tarred their Isis out only to jest, feelings hurt.

The Boobs pounced out the pricks with an eery weed and, fraught like piggery, tarred to hunger on to their load. The Swines wouldn't heave a boar of it. They fanned away to get bic into it


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Round 15, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Carlton

Declare wart and call me a Sisyphus! The Aints, wallying late, have done the jibe over a fist-varnising Booblugger side at the hole of farty.

They licked like a last widdling boil eerily when they messed their chins with wild shorts. The Aints, all hat, maidened them play. A fee for all


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Round 14, 2008, Carlton beat Richmond

Jesus whipped! The Blowbloggers have stooged a shunning lassed-squirter to errand the Togglers picking. They're nope (applying the brine grime).

Shit down, they're abolute coy, went toff! That, sum tolled, is the rail arson... nought! The Blipglibbers had they're masseur and just went ribbing


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Round 13, 2008, Essendon beat Carlton

Well, try me up and call me hearse! The Bumblers, abolute clap, have creamed up the Boobs, on their mirey why, quite crumpetly. It hearts the Booblickers really bodily.

From warts I can gutter, they did not goat in and get their yawning bile which let the Dongs, up for tit in a blog way, in their like swarmwire. They rumped away in the wend


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Round 12, 2008, Carlton beat Collingwood

God jolly goth! Better waffles, the Blows have outmissiled the Mudpuddles in a turret and stuff munch. The Muddies becalmed hefty lagged and flailed in a hope.

It's rail jilt to their profidence after frying so high wakes back. It was even woozier for it crammed at the ands of the Blows who are artificially black, maybe


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Round 11, 2008, Carlton beat Port Adelaide

The Boobs, so very milky and right, have bounced out. The Poor, in a schlock lass, that leaves yeast ear's ringers up flighting for hair.

Weeding by rubble the virgin at the last squirt, they flailed to hang on to the feast and buoyant Boobs, who licked so munch the butter


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Round 9, 2008, Carlton beat Fremantle

The arm-eighty Boobs have knockered off the puntless Dackers in a deary but doughy offer at Telecom Dome. The Dackers licky to get so glossy had their chins sore.

It spilled tomb for the Dackers that they, after scolding the lead gown into the lassed dorm, flailed to geld their hinds on the bill and waddled as the Boobs took carriage


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Round 7, 2008, Carlton beat West Coast

The milky Boobs, sparred on by their scalper, have handled the Weakies yet anointer lass despaired their blessed effects. The Weakies, no ants, are cleft nousing their wands after the blither lass.

They, dry as they mate, and despaired a cachaclysmal sconed quart, fraught hard form ache of the gamut. It wars the Boobs, howether, who, their keep layers on snog, toot the cloaca trees


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Round 5, 2008, Carlton beat Melbourne

The Boobwigglers have taken the quake aghast a dyspirited Emos outfit by a margarine not trowelly indicative of what took pants. That milks two wings on the trout for the insurgent Boob's outfit.

They startled brightly slimming on eerily ones before the Emos threw mumblers behind the pill. It was a tic-tac that saw the Boobs slip and the Emos tank fool vantage of their damnation with a load


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