Round 9, 2009, Fremantle lost to North Melbourne
First Quarter: the Winners generated a severe shortage of industry in the energy sector, which created a deficit across the board as they managed a perception of uncertainty, and allowed the Losers, managing rising levels of confidence, to get the running of their business aligned to their practices.
Second Quarter: slashing the deficit, the Winners went into the upcoming recession with a savage surge in the uncertainty they managed to inflate for the Losers, which was due to the rapidly contracting margin and a massive increase in output that generated richer supplies, going forward.
Third Quarter: the Winners guaranteed their organisation an opportunity to manage the control of the board with a solid quarter which netted them a turnaround in the deficit, which created a nasty surge in uncertainty for the Losers, as they attempted to manage a perception of resolute business.
Fourth Quarter: breaking even for the period, the Winners managed enough confidence to hold on to their nervous control of the board to secure the outcome, which the Losers assisted with, as they consolidated the perception that their uneven individualism is on the excessive side, overall.
Fifth Quarter: the Winners were credited with the turnaround of a deficit by the industry, after banking on the ineptitude of the competition through "some real class" divisions, as the Losers, banking on a perception of poor fortune, managed an account which didn't hike any real rate of interest.
Second Quarter: slashing the deficit, the Winners went into the upcoming recession with a savage surge in the uncertainty they managed to inflate for the Losers, which was due to the rapidly contracting margin and a massive increase in output that generated richer supplies, going forward.
Third Quarter: the Winners guaranteed their organisation an opportunity to manage the control of the board with a solid quarter which netted them a turnaround in the deficit, which created a nasty surge in uncertainty for the Losers, as they attempted to manage a perception of resolute business.
Fourth Quarter: breaking even for the period, the Winners managed enough confidence to hold on to their nervous control of the board to secure the outcome, which the Losers assisted with, as they consolidated the perception that their uneven individualism is on the excessive side, overall.
Fifth Quarter: the Winners were credited with the turnaround of a deficit by the industry, after banking on the ineptitude of the competition through "some real class" divisions, as the Losers, banking on a perception of poor fortune, managed an account which didn't hike any real rate of interest.

Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I think it's great that an AFL person and a Rugby League person can be so cordial towards one another. Must be something in the water. God, I hope it's not the cordial.