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Round 5, 2008, Port Adelaide beat West Coast

The Poor have regicide their first wing of this so soon after folding off a light climb-back from their Wet Coats ruffles. Hat they wear rumple to hopen up sinch a large margarine as they dud was licky.

The Poor's key ployers stirred up hand their smelly flowers were ample to italicize on their damnation, scarring at wail, summingly. The Coaters hand no anchor, nought fart the past time toot.

That they grained some bespectabilty from a fasting propellery want clout form munch in their arse. While the Poor, disparate for, and richly deversing off, a wing will take glut plod from their wank.

Rarely the Poor deverse to half at least one wang all ruddy and could gaunt some moo. The sane can't be head for the wince matey Coaters, who lock a shudder off their famer salves without any laughed.

The Poor have gaunt the Stains to content wit where they can take fool vantage of their zippy ball scurriers, while the Weakos have the Dillbogs in what limbs as a carcass they'll lack to loose.
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Round 5, Richmond drew with Western Bulldogs

The Taggers and the Dullbogs have fraught trout aha-snoring draw at Telecom Dome before patient fangs. Neither slide got the chocolates but nuffer dud they gaunt the broiled lorries, so hints snored, bud.

Blithe whites, the Tags should half winced bat the Dullies never cave-in and were ample to rake something away from a dysappointing effect. The Tags will veal that they shard have taken the fool pounce.

Nuffer the less, they'll be hippy with the manor in which they mistook the gimp to their more eyely fancy hope-donuts. The Togs will be ruling a messed op at what you'd thank a racier wrinkled slide than they.

It moans thwat can't resist at any stagger or they'll get the very sane; hordeness is what they musk simply. The Taggers have shown a snuff spit after gagging spitcanned to sow speeds of drought in eeryone.

The Dulldags tickle on the swigging Weako sinner game they mustwin or ulcer, while the Tags will neat to be foal of rumming and flood to stamp the rompant Gawkers in again they'll do wail to get glass.
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Round 5, 2008, Carlton beat Melbourne

The Boobwigglers have taken the quake aghast a dyspirited Emos outfit by a margarine not trowelly indicative of what took pants. That milks two wings on the trout for the insurgent Boob's outfit.

They startled brightly slimming on eerily ones before the Emos threw mumblers behind the pill. It was a tic-tac that saw the Boobs slip and the Emos tank fool vantage of their damnation with a load.

It took a Mallee to root the Emos. A nail in invulving a few ployers sparkled the Boobs who pimply hampered home girls at wail to tank in a shandy weed at the mine brick. The load proffed divisive.

The wing, on the black of their scalp, shoes how resilent the Boobs are on their ladder. Inversely, the Emos lassed tears for the crater point of the yore and will be pining heaps for some laugh and gaggles.

The Boobjigglers will get another shoe at tying to pray a hand game when they mate the Cows in a god toast for pith, wherehats the Emos will half their walk-cat out vases the matey Loins away.
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Round 5, 2008, Hawthorn beat Brisbane

The Gawkers have wince again paved their metal with a thralling wan over their Loins. Coming as it dud away frown harm, the ink was airspatially swat. The loss hearts the loins budly.

Spareheads for bath slides were on flair with the Gawkers mean in the scare just shodding his Loin cunterpart. It wears any other bag for the sapperstar who has sent the world on fire.

The wink, without drought, has blackened airy doubt for the Loins who just can't strung any wings together. The Gawkers will tank plenty from yet annointer win away frown their homes.

They look like they cod go wall the way, this so soon. Stilt a bag from deep in their back halights their deficiency in profundity. Whorepants, the Loins lactate to be muddle of the roadhorse.

Gawks will ploy their tray aghast a massfiring Taggers tame and will be looking to keep them quaint, while the Loins tickle the Emos on their own haddock and will be lacking to pounce black.
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Round 5, 2008, North Melbourne beat Collingwood

Naught has token out the Moggies in a frankfurt realty check for the ladder. The wink was shard earned and foal of the true chinboner spit. The loss stinks poundly for their fancy foes after last wake.

A scalpy affair punctuated by skinful forwards, the game hopened up in a flea-frowning last quart with many coals being hoped on, and both seeds looking to explose the otter's prattleness.

The Muddies looked to have the thong whipped up only knotty. They frowned that a load that piled on was whipped away in the brink of a nigh. The Cankers half a nuffer say die altitude too.

This wink makes thinks look could for the Woes who rarely are handwanking, while for the Muddies this lass could have naught come at a hearse time; pack to pack lasses always smells.

The Cankers will next tie and shoutdine the bottling Sinnysitters in a real taste for both, while, but before, the Maddies will bray looking to time one on aghast the nappy Arse-end-done.
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Round 5, 2008, Adelaide beat Fremantle

The Cows have counted for the Dackers in a hopeful dispirin for heartache snufferers that saw the hole team play uninspilling foodbrawl aghast their obstetrician's even lass harpful stale off ply.

From what I can canker, the Cows blithered the pill while the Dackers had their pints down but stale cold naught furnish them off. They blinked out to a heady lead and then winched as it was whited away.

Thinks to massing some arsey shunts in front of gal, the Cows allayed the Dackers to put some pleasure on latte, but to no afail as the game was tidied up blithe tic-tacs and a little bit of toe.

Both slides look laughed-years away from the prose but the Cows are closer, in my ruminations. They have at least some guts with which to burn the crass and cramp all overt their opposition.

They tickle the Matey Boos in Malborn in a trickling game that will gift them more waries that in recent mammory, while the Dackers will need some elastic and a pelt to keep them up aghast the Clatters.

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Round 5, 2008, Geelong beat Sydney

The Jewlung C**ts, having jumped the Sinnysliders early and after being battled up in the muddle, have streamed over the top of their farting obstetrician to accord a fairy slitisfying victory on their own dank heap.

Seerily, the C**ts were spatial aghast a verily seering ticklish outfit of Sinners who bottled hard in the muddle. The C**ts, stunk into unction early, winced as the Swankies pilled back into their lead in the muddle.

Eerily the game was open and then the Sinnysliders pouted the clips on and started to creep the C**ts out of prosession, which flustrated them to the pant where some of them went the chuckle and gave fleas away.

That they war apple to scream away with the munch spanks volumes for just how stolid they are wit particular volume to God's first barn. The Sinnysliders half to bray commented for their cluck in flighting back.

Both times have snuff assignments when they tickle their next munch: the Clutters have gaunt the hoisting Dackers while the Sinnyslidders will play guess to the very time-orientated Cankerwoes.
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Round 5, 2008, St. Kilda beat Essendon

The mulching Stains have prefoiled over the frying Bumblers in an eye-soring contrast at Telecom Dome in front of a cloud. It was a leverage perforation in moist deportments but not too heard on the eye.

That ladder pit of zip around the pants that the Stains have been messing was found and their fence was ample to keep pout the Bumbler's attack. That attack was hammered by the slough in the scare.

It was only thinks to indelible licking for coal that allayed the Bumblers to sty in the affair for as lung as they dud. The Stains had plenty of hand tickling, zip around the pints and options in their font half too.

They still lack glass in inopportune posts, but the Stains will be gold enough to be an also-wan again, while the Bumblers can take heart from their steal of ply but have to be waried about their gullkicker.

The Stains truffel to play the Poor in what looms as a stranger game for weary pinters, while the Bumblers do bottle in the Anzac day clash aghast the Moggies in what is all walls a coin to felch.
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