Round 2, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Melbourne
A tog day afternoon for those without goggles saw the creatures from Hell fall to the lowly Bullies. It was a hands down the pants and fell around kind of day. The pantless Demons just couldn't rake a prick.
The promising Dogs, on a promise, rushed home goals at willy for extended periods, full stop. Early on the Dees stayed in the thing, paddling away without much cohesion, lubrication, confidence or a paddle. The Dogs duly put the paddle to their cheeks and sighed.
It was, on the whole, an advertisement for mercy and charity as the pitiless canines chewed on their own leg speed. It was a crate of success delivered with confidence tricksters' charm.
With winkers everywhere and plenty of rum, the winkers had plenty of rum and look the coulds for the season propeller. The same can't be said for their opponents, who'll do well to furnish last this leaper and can then can a few, pick-up and sleep easy with a dribbling dink.
The Togs will face a stern taste of finding things a bit more tricky when they take on the scalpers looking to make a quiet pluck for their cane against the Saints. It gets no eskier for the cold Demons who will play the C**ts.
The promising Dogs, on a promise, rushed home goals at willy for extended periods, full stop. Early on the Dees stayed in the thing, paddling away without much cohesion, lubrication, confidence or a paddle. The Dogs duly put the paddle to their cheeks and sighed.
It was, on the whole, an advertisement for mercy and charity as the pitiless canines chewed on their own leg speed. It was a crate of success delivered with confidence tricksters' charm.
With winkers everywhere and plenty of rum, the winkers had plenty of rum and look the coulds for the season propeller. The same can't be said for their opponents, who'll do well to furnish last this leaper and can then can a few, pick-up and sleep easy with a dribbling dink.
The Togs will face a stern taste of finding things a bit more tricky when they take on the scalpers looking to make a quiet pluck for their cane against the Saints. It gets no eskier for the cold Demons who will play the C**ts.
