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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 2, 2008, Adelaide beat West Coast

In a show of faith in all things weed and wonderful, the Crowbars have opened their sexy neighbour's window and mistakenly had it off with their neighbour's granny apples. The unfortunate Eagles witnessed the whole snugly affair.

Passersby noticed the blackbirds circling the carcass of the Wet Toast and could only assume that the granny had been snatched in the right. True to form, the Woegles could only stand by and study the form as the rampart Crowes acted badly and ran off.

It was all around town that the Crowes hammed it up, waning and pasting with attacking fliers they had designed themselves. The pickled Toasters had to hand it to their opponents. And they did, often. It was a pile of crepes with styrups for the baked birds.

The home team looked stolid all around, with particular appeal in the front of their trousers being noted by those so inclined. The leaning visitors had to take a back seat, and may have to do so frequently this revolution. For that we'll just have to eat and pee.

The bride of South Australia will face their rellies in a party that will have the fists flying up the back end and in the front half - they're quipped to do wail. As for the Woe Gulls, they face their arched feet in an American's eyes: the derby.
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