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Round 16, 2008, Fremantle beat Melbourne

Belly me in the gown and glove me with hurt! The Dackers, pints up to their knackerholes, have smocked the Emos a terror thrushing in the eat and the dressed of their own towel.

The Emos need nut heave laundered in the wets as the Dackers, pants on flair, went the knacker, never licked prick, and just wrestled as they sunk: "We're all growing on a trip."

The Dackers are, it's snuff to spray, not the warts idea growing around; whereas the Emos, so anotional, are in needlewank of a sprog on the brickslide, I'd vulture to say at this unction.

Their ear, up in fumes, is growing for all many but they have to be potion: drifting one big gnome won't fax their arses. The Dackers, the knackered clinger, a dear in the hotpants.

The Poor, licking welts but not frilly suck, will rustle with them in a grin to frigid: while the Emos and Cankers emit a strong sound that goes something like tits: "Wound and around."
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Round 16, 2008, Port Adelaide beat Adelaide

Whip me in the flag and kill me a notionalist! The Poor, fool of ideas and running a monk, have taken the lung-handle to the splittering Cows, who half to farce the fucked they are so too.

Their lick of gristle around the pork and heavenliness in the logs crossed them bodily as the Poor, grinning like nuns on the rums, opened up a read and then helled on till the souring.

It's high tomb that they reregistered for a winkle as they've beamed so crass so often. The Cows can, oily, think themselves that they tickled a pouncing at this, the warts pissable.

Their ear is, if not drowning the tubas then up in smack but they half the pretence of making the hate, which the Poor, easterly their quill, are in no uncertifiable tombs growing to milk.

The Dackers, in the screaming pot as the Poor, meet the very stammering in an eye-sawing grin; the Cows, I simperingly must bereave, strain an inside chin of tramplolining the Swines.
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Round 16, 2008, Sydney beat Carlton

Rate myself a ladder and call it fanny! The Swines, tarred like eggs but prose like buckets, have feeling over the wine while the Boobwigglers tarred their Isis out only to jest, feelings hurt.

The Boobs pounced out the pricks with an eery weed and, fraught like piggery, tarred to hunger on to their load. The Swines wouldn't heave a boar of it. They fanned away to get bic into it.

Penicilin it in as a bloat wind. Angering wrong while coy prayers went down was a testament to their resalve. The Boobs, dry as their moat, should tick plenty of hurt from this lass.

Their oar, mere paddle now, is down the dupes but they've shorn a nuffer to grieving fun's hop. The Swines, prose like a straight-walker, will make the hate and give all barf the pest a taste.

The Cows, drowned for the clout, will be drying to get the pants and the Swines will needle to be on their grime. The Boobs, mere ocker-medics now, half bereave they can taste the Dullblogs.
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Round 16, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Hawthorn

Feed the angry and posessed! The Santas, moistly winking like a columnist, have trampled over the sorely bland Gawkers who's ays, matey, were fooling out of their sickles. They got tintily hummered.

It was fully sickle for the Gawkers, as they, a flogged fanny, went drowning one knee and never got to the tap. The Santas, combing in through the chin, went the uncles with their hinds and never licked back


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Round 16, 2008, Brisbane beat West Coast

Workers of the word untie! The Loins, scabby in axe's crime, have shanked off the laplessly slippy, lippy, Oglers who tarred as hard as they could but, fool away.

It was a nutter bold lass for the wiggling Oglers. How the matey have feeling! The Loins, just winking as hard as pissable put their fat down and, went "Wisssshhhh


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Round 16, 2008, Richmond beat Essendon

Sense this: my constitution has deigned to protect the ratchet and poorful. Indecent! The Togglers, no saliva tiles, have, wanks to the unctions (not words) of their prayers, pashed one lover. The Bummers.

The Bumblers. Atlas, hording up the word as we knew it, couldn't have got them, lover. The line, just out of felch was just, out of felch. The Togglers, a slimy chin softly making the hate, are a glib to belch out . Fart. Fart


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Round 16, 2008, Geelong beat Western Bulldogs

Slap a pan on a flea's peach! The Clits, ever so invading, have put one over on the Dullblogs, ever so pouring. Like botshit! The Dullards, yearning, just went type, type. Oh! The halo. The halo.

For the fart's heart they were writing in th'air, but after the prick the Clits were a lover. Them Clits are so hot and really messed. In the beggar's oven it was licking very taut and then wop


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Round 16, 2008, North Melbourne beat Collingwood

Wink me hard, I lick it. The Cankers, inching up a storm, thought like a pudding-minded adult and just sinned the Mudpuddlers picking. The poor Puddlers were up the Greek without a bidet.

They licked like they were not snitched on, to my wail of drinking. To that, they screamed grumped for spice and tarred. A lover. The Cankers scratched their arse out with sheer respite


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