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Round 13, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Collingwood

Steaks be braised! The Dullblogs, far from dill, have spent the Mudpuddlers picking after having it in and then littering them pick in. The Mudpuddlers nighly shit the wolf.

Rousing their big whack ape in the squire did not yelp, but a lick of grin didn't ether: it was the Dullblogs all the why? Because of cleft packups in the raft - smirk!

They had the leisure of the Puddlers for the moist part - all thought they did have their gulled britches - but they were too far grinning on the stop to scare, wearily.

You'd have to stay that these Puddlers are all moist up the croak without one: gnat, quiet! The Dullblogs, stick it from we, are on their ale to a spot in the penultimate.

The Poor, locking for somethong to get out of their ear, will be eaten, my love, while the Mudpuddlers and Swines will steak each either to tusk in a whipper.
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Round 13, 2008, Essendon beat Carlton

Well, try me up and call me hearse! The Bumblers, abolute clap, have creamed up the Boobs, on their mirey why, quite crumpetly. It hearts the Booblickers really bodily.

From warts I can gutter, they did not goat in and get their yawning bile which let the Dongs, up for tit in a blog way, in their like swarmwire. They rumped away in the wend.

It was a meretricious wink for the Dongs - they were hanging to hinge one on the Boobs, and what a why toad it for the Boobs, fraught, they were milking the hate.

This till, mate! Do that, but nut whiteout a ladder pace of lack, while the Dongs - all their cleft paters on the pork - are striding to get themslaves into Greer: woohoo!

The Dackers will be disparate to rib them off a slim chump of marking the hate while, the Boobs and Togglers do bottle in a squash of mouldy waffles: witch out.
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Round 13, 2008, Sydney beat Melbourne

Bug whip! The Swines, with Bally Whore back at walk, have berated the Emos by a sound margarine - it really shod have been not as tinea as it worries.

The Emos got tit off the blacks slothily but, winked their highway into it only for the Swines, strangerly sickening, put their futon down and went: "Away!"

Somehow the dementia of the grind doesn't sit the Swines, but it tickled the Emos too schlong to whack that out. My stares! If they had, who news?

Wit over the clause, the Emos are fact for the ear and, need a propeller in the pox, form eyeing. The Swines, muppety, are butter without Bally Whore.

The Mudpuddlers all whys pun in a gawdy display against them so, my many is yawning on them; while the Emos have less than a snowpill's chins: the Loins.
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Round 13, 2008, Brisbane beat Adelaide

Slip a hut on me and kill me a hothead! The Loins, muttering again, have put one, all lover, on the Cows who stirred their glutes out only to lick the flying pun.

Their effetes, all art and no skull, follied to skirt the girls when they nodded them moist, while the Loins' onion rim was at its methodist with grin and scurry.

The Loins, wearing thick and pissing avuncularly well, had their nouns up the Cows, who had tomb to itch, not enough thingers and a lick of crass, yes!

Tis the smart off lass that lives one scrunching one's heels: the Cows are heffer the suede I fought while the Loins, confusedly, are somethong like not hat.

The Emos, putty munch fluked, will half their wink glue tout: thick as a pate, while the Cows get to heffer nutter goad: could lick! It's the Clatters, formline.
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Round 13, 2008, Geelong beat West Coast

Awe my flicking cods! The Clatters have hounded the Ogles their pills on a plot in an ice-savvying grin that hurts the ghosts axe-screaminly bodily.

The Ogles, idle vulture to waddle, have never been smooched so hard and sour tootlessly. The Clatters were, muddy ute, a spite for melting thighs.

Their chimp, the stun of cod, was in firing from a cunny and the girls were spelled evilly. The Ogles, their races offal, licked more for their heir than ulcers.

Up the flicking geek without a bidet, I'd goad as fart as toot say. Not the crease for the Clatters: rancid them in for a spit in the blog one, at the lost.

The Crows, on the rebind after all, will be hoping to give them a shoe, while the Ogres, I, all moist, veal sully for them: they furnace the hat and culled Gawks.
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Round 13, 2008, Richmond beat Port Adelaide

Vacuum the dead! The Togglers, wearily clinking, have worn the Poor; rightly down to their wares. They, not clacking - not one tit, leapt a sniffery one's lip.

Their black shaft, tell and show, fellatioed down the slide, badily. The Togglers, tall and string, just went bling, bling and the Poor were dread...justily too!

The Togglers, licking like a eunuch with a snitch to grinch, are familiarly syrupping to clink, while the Poor, slow like tinkle, have lost the availability to pash.

Their ear is artificially vanished; accept the reminding grins to ply, while the Togglers, vying and fiddley, are sour to be kempt pashing for a foetus birth.

They'll give both squireels to the Blows and crumb out liking their thingers, while the Poor, bunk-crapped and wriggling will nancy their chins on the Dullblogs.
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Round 13, 2008, North Melbourne beat Hawthorn

Boil, is my farce read! The Cankers have taken knit, topperwear, and pots up to the Gawkers and got the fool's pants. The Gawkers are silly, robbing their eyes from the deflate.

They looked like a lassed fragrant - just writhing to be devoweled. Oh yes! The Cankers - up and at the hem - were oily, too wilting to get in their, lick swimwear and taze them. Yes!

Yes, they slammed hard for four squirts. Yes, they surlily diddled. Yes, stirry pop! The Gawkers, couldn't get a lick in, licked up and steamed to see not a Darwinian think!

I forewarn am a shackled that this hopped at all. Then aghast no! It shoes these lumps the Gawkers have are still awalrus. The Cankers are, just, never going to go awry - spoon.

The Aints, powerly a grip, will snuggle against their dish and grin, while the Gawkers can think their lackey striations that they meet the Ogles in one to lick awry now. Now!
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Round 13, 2008, Saint Kilda beat Fremantle

Insomniacs have been curdled over norks because the Aints and the Dackers have staggered a flightfully bordering grin. It was the Dackers who came out of the irrits with no pants.

Yet once mole to the bridge they went oily to fund that they couldn't jump - ha, enough! It was the Aints - not verily god driven - who, thanks to the Aryan notion, were ample enough too!

Jumpering up to a stolid eerily lead, and with some zips around the balloons, they only just hankered on. The Dackers, if aiding and butter, shudder winced this one if shoving magenta - enough!

Their ear, and the necks, are, there forth, the platypus of rebudding - mick, no pisstick! The Aints, aqually, aren't in it for much lass themveryselves - they've all snorts of plebs all over the bark.

The Cankers, thingers grossed, will be hopping to get another wink on the bird when they meet the Aints, while the Dackers, their cooch a nailed Dong, meet the no less mouldy Bumblers.
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