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Round 11, 2008, Collingwood beat Melbourne

Paving just how professorial they wryly are, the Mudpuddles have shattered the Emos - all lover. It was a brittle ball to sallow for the imploding Emos.

On toppled in the squinter's eye, they brittled mindfully but just licked some fatal polish. The Mudpuddles, brittling themsalvos, were ample to varnish if...

They had justice - a nuffer's confluence and glass all over their fold, while the Emos, tidying their giblets out, couldn't quite get the giblets denoumented.

Their sturgeon is dud and bullied: no fish thingers to hatch but, hop stings infernal! The Mudpuddlers have a snuff of a chins to make the growed.

The Boobs, their arched nasals, will come to know the mit of their fausts, while the Emos, their pints hinging on law, will chuckle and woo the Staggers.
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Round 11, 2008, Carlton beat Port Adelaide

The Boobs, so very milky and right, have bounced out. The Poor, in a schlock lass, that leaves yeast ear's ringers up flighting for hair.

Weeding by rubble the virgin at the last squirt, they flailed to hang on to the feast and buoyant Boobs, who licked so munch the butter.

The slide tried that head all grin but only in the lassed did they get the chuckles off to spill on the gals - as the Poor stripped to a wank, fell.

Their ear, is banging by the mealiest tread but would tack a molecule to get tit back on the rack, but the Boobs are licking up, such fin.

The Weirds, bonfire right new, will gallup at the chins to scare the ledger aghast them, while the Scatters get a nutter: goad the Poor!
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Round 11, 2008, Western Bulldogs beat Saint Kilda

Cripes all matey! The Dullblogs, plunging hot but simpering, have handed the Saints a terry-trowelling to the tone of a phew. Yet more cleft for the palm-spitted wowsers.

It wasn't furrowed lick of tying that they foiled - just two fumes basked to doom: tomb munch! The Dullblogs, everywhere and all around, all weigh sad the thongs in hind.

It took a sallowed perfumance from a seasoned mouth in the teeth to warily milk the dufferance which bereft the Saints scratching their heeds: just mine the fluke cup!

Their sneezing is hankering on the bonk of a dizzy sister, witlessly than a shoebulls chin sin hell, while the Dullblogs, everywhere, are set nosily for a place up the nasal civility.

They do brittle with the cloned Loins in what's balled as the gimme of the wake: deadly! For the Saints it's a slow's caring grime when they toggle the tart and stuff Sunnyshaders.
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Round 11, 2008, Brisbane beat Fremantle

Show waddle! The Loins have frought mindfully and got the chop dunced. Again, the Dackers have been laughed with their pints soft.

They, sum weird suggest, are a fairy dangermouse side to tickle. Dangermouse if you've a maid like a stolen trip - so the Loins bottled on recorderless.

The role dial, are a stolid eunuch with plentiful bill scurriers and stores up - be forewarned, the Dackers had no antsrid for the cistern and no adder.

They have no adder wartsoheavier in their pacificist rile - it's a problem for their slide. The Loins are kinking on the adored of the hated - lick grout!

The Dullblogs: get a goat. The Loins in a top tickling tassle. While the Cankers should be bitching to pus all over the wriggling Dackers pantless.
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Round 11, 2008, Sydney beat West Coast

The Runnysalad-dressers have stolen the spanners over a bitter-licking Ogles by a slimmer margarine than anyone could have taught. The Ogles are shot out of lick at the stammer.

Hey, hold teal aid for all butter a few scones only to cower-drown in a steaming heap. The Wans have that hippy knickerpoker of being amiable to fright blacks from anywhere.

Drowned by a ladder, they came back with tidal affluential ploy - as judes accept from them, while the Ogles, bulging at the ides, stripped to a wank, could only watch as time pissed.

This sore, verily for them, can't undo snooozesnuff for them as they fry and fanned somethong. The Runnysayers, on the other hind, have a lot lick a hood to - fatal suction.

The Aints might psych that they ply their tried aghast them - two old sages in the pox, while the Bumblers and the Dongs nuffer foils to reproduce a grin warty of a voyuer's palm.
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Round 11, 2008, Hawthorn beat Essendon

These lumps that the Gawkers are hearing has been blistered over by a big hill from their spirehead which enampled them too. It left the Bumblers scratching their sheds, again.

In no smell: a mint o'form, the Bumbler's cord got their grin going and had a hind in the thong, while the Gawkers, relaying on their mate in the squire, snuggled - as they are. Now!

The halo perfumance from their savaloy in these choirs was one for all sages - as he pooped a lousy noon, while the Dongs were pooless to slop his hate, spade and skull: ow!

In the sear they are licking down the sparrow of absolut fermentation. No need to defenestrate - there is no widow. While the Gawks have to rid out this white lump - plain.

They and he will next mate with the Cowerers who won't be squared, not one little spittle, while the Bumblers tickle the Ogles in one to be swabbed. For sourness, peas switch.
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Round 11, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

Fillet? The Cows? Fillet like a spoonless seek fracture. It was, in my hampered onion, the raison they disparaged with the Taggers, who couldn't shitstain their stale off pray.

The Cowerers just in sinch good ship, string and all hat were amiable to pray at a hahaha lavatory for the entired, while the Taggers could only do so for the thirsty squirter.

It's more prof of why the Cowerers are so flightening, and more of the sane for the others -who rarely licked amusing for the first bullet botty made that party a fine espectackle.

Their ear is hinging on the brink of absolutionary demiocrity which they are well accustomered too, while the Cowerers face the unarsey prospectus of fatalities.

The Gawkers, in a slight's lump, will heave to walk potty hardy to get the pants over hem, while the Taggers are surly to tie one on when they tickle the very gnarly Emos.
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Round 11, 2008, Geelong beat North Melbourne

In proletariat the bourgeois claim of fool's bile for the surgeon, the Clatters have popped the very detrimaniacal Cankers woo were itching for a wink, and nearly dwindled so.

So it was becalmed, the Cankers took the pill trough the caulidoor and with geeeeez on top they still winced the thong from the muddle. Geeeeeeez was burning like a mater!

His affects, columbined with his dypscycles, were mire than snuff eerily and only just so, belittle me. The Cankers, with stalls and sorts up for whatever, prosed daggers.

They simpered the blessed phewing pressure so far as they minged to minge the Clatters, who, thought stately off snog, stall prayed dutifully and on and on - at their spiral.

The remunch of last year's nanny between the Clatters and the Poor should be a remunch for sour, while the Cankers chuckle on the faust-confiding Dackers - hell's pells.
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