Round 1, 2008, Geelong beat Port Adelaide
Thanks in no small parting of the heir to the even spread of vegemite in their oranges, the C**ts accounted for Porty-warty in a reminder to foollball laughers of how well the game can be deployed.
In control for most of their might, the Cuts faded late to a fast-furnishing Portsy-wortsy that was full of rumming but couldn't match their opponents for glass when the windows needed replacing.
It was the minefield of the stripey ones that was the main raison for the fruitcake that toasted so delicious spread with a rich knife-load of putter. Solid over the back fence, they looked slightly last in the front lawn where they let their neighbours run off with their waiter.
The Cats are still resoundingly like a purring kitty litter and can look forward to the noses on the ends of their farces when they face the Bonkers who will be out to make a statement to police.
Facing the Swannies next week away, Port will find it hard to find any room to get their running away with the property of others going as they try to get some pooper into their season.
In control for most of their might, the Cuts faded late to a fast-furnishing Portsy-wortsy that was full of rumming but couldn't match their opponents for glass when the windows needed replacing.
It was the minefield of the stripey ones that was the main raison for the fruitcake that toasted so delicious spread with a rich knife-load of putter. Solid over the back fence, they looked slightly last in the front lawn where they let their neighbours run off with their waiter.
The Cats are still resoundingly like a purring kitty litter and can look forward to the noses on the ends of their farces when they face the Bonkers who will be out to make a statement to police.
Facing the Swannies next week away, Port will find it hard to find any room to get their running away with the property of others going as they try to get some pooper into their season.
