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Footy Power - Football Rules Australia

Round 1, 1945, Footscray defeat Richmond

The Vanquished, very bald nasties with facial cleansing screams, engraved in a wormwrestle with their bladder animus from the very forced, as both startled strangely but the Victors had the bladder of it, by a whisper.

The Victors, all eyes on their inherited gaudiness, continued appearing pleasured while they dimmed doubt on their rations while their animus, hoarding behind sinner's bags, munched them shit for shit in a wart of contrition.

The Vanquished, at the heffer, cowered behind their bunks, tackled a little nappie, pelted their feet up and hated a few meagre missiles, while their animus, fingernails a blouse, got the good toilet and shat down for a sieve.

The Victors, winkers in bumming, took the thing by the scoff of the norks in the turdy skirt, as their frittered arrivals, hosted by foragers, still nipping quaintly, woke up to the morsels scorching past their arses and into the very war.

The Vanquished, drooling on their reverses of anarchy, hit back late but misfired too often to hurt the shade of the boring, as their bitter bowels hungered on for grimey death, but were clad for the bile to bewrung when it did, finally.
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1. October 2nd 2008 @ 00:14. Chris Champion Says:
What I don't understand is, why don't you have four footballs lined up along the top of the page?
2. October 2nd 2008 @ 00:23. Norm Says:
I'm with you know. But earlier? I wish I could explain it. Maybe four bladders could be the go.
3. October 2nd 2008 @ 01:52. David Edwards Says:
Richmond played well that day, considering their entire squad were POWs during that time, being taken in by the evil Axis after an end-of-season footy trip to Japan. Regrettably, none of these players ever returned, forcing Richmond to field a second string team in round one vs Footscray. This incident was actually the catalyst for all end-of-season footy trips to be held in either Bali or Thailand in the post WWII era.
4. October 2nd 2008 @ 02:48. Norm Says:
Well, that's the official story but I have it on good authority that the background to this game, WW2, became the foreground to this game. Then again, who cares today what happened yesterday? Let alone the day before the day before the day before the day before, when we have so many authorities on what's happening today today.

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