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1st Qualifying Final, 2008, Geelong beat Saint Kilda

The Coots, experienced in the black laugh, have astoundingly assimilated the Santas, who climbed down through the chinny; they, braising harps early, went to pisses when the Coots, as you always knew they widdle, turned the sheets up and went blousing away.

The Santas, feeling for their laugh, got brown out of the writer in the sequins skirter, after putting up quite a fright in the happening's kilter; the Coots, sentencing the impotence of the connex, maintained the rouge, applied the strippers and raped the beneficient's of it.

The Coots, after the mind broke, contained the mystery as they steamed a head when the Santas, scrunching their heads, put down the glances. The Santas, unreliable to stop what was opening before their very arse, rolled a lover for the Coots, who thinked them artily.

The Santas, for all hat, thought back late and have much to fall black on; the Coots have, once swore, flexed their missiles. They, all fours and intense porpoises, are the blasted blessed, while the Santas, fool of the pliable, are a shade to be extremely courteous of.

The Coots, artful yearners of a wake's rust, will have a late wake of shrill winks as the Santas, earing up for a mirth in the perm, must seat the Poos on their eyesores; they are hurt flavours to go down on a scorning hop, as the Coots, rusting up, wash and wade.
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2nd Qualifying Final, 2008, Hawthorn beat Western Bulldogs

The Gawkers, looking like granny's uppers, have made mutts' meat of the Dullblogs, yawning for a shit at the toilet; studly, it wasn't to be as they went down without a fart, as the Gawkers, grinning over the top, went plop!

The Dullblogs, nowhere to be sin and making cuticle arrows in the hourly parts, cussed their doubled chins goodbye, as the Gawkers yearned themselves a reek's rust; they've eyed a shit at the prim and now they've grotty tits, while the vanished have a cat-fritter to feast.

The Gawkers, in my ample opinion, will have a late wake on the truck and then suspend time with their owned, while the vanished will need to fleshen up as they perspire for necked reeks; they've got to phone some bait around the context while the Gawkers need to keep their arse on the prose.

The Dullblogs, steamily fouling at the vanishing loin, have, dispute this, had a grey tyre - not as gloat as the triumvirate Gawkers, who've been motherless; they've still got walking heads but the vanished Dullblogs have even mire.

The Gawkers, after some droll work on the draining truck, will get some russle in the bushels, as the Dullblogs, famished, slag their gouts out with the tasty Swines; they, now yodelling to wink, must doodle a lot of butter, while the Gawkers need to lick a head at their prim funeral.
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