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EXLUSIVE: ESSENDON APPOINTS NEW STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING COACH

Essendon will announce, after a 2012 season of soft-tissue injuries and favourable treatment by the media, the appointment of Richard Simmons as its new strength and conditioning coach.

"Simmons will bring an extra dimension of theatricality to our appeals to the officials for penalties to be paid our way," ballet-student and hair-conscious coach James Hird told the mirror this morning.

But, leading forward and eye-catching diver Michael Hurley is believed to be disappointed with the appointment of Simmons after it was reported that he had pushed strongly for Olympian Greg Louganis.

"Greg Louganis is naturally disappointed to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to teach ballerinas how to fall to their knees and throw their heads back," Hurley told his hair-stylist last night.

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1. February 12th 2013 @ 01:15. Norm Says:
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