EXLUSIVE: ESSENDON APPOINTS NEW STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING COACH
Essendon will announce, after a 2012 season of soft-tissue injuries and favourable treatment by the media, the appointment of Richard Simmons as its new strength and conditioning coach.
"Simmons will bring an extra dimension of theatricality to our appeals to the officials for penalties to be paid our way," ballet-student and hair-conscious coach James Hird told the mirror this morning.
But, leading forward and eye-catching diver Michael Hurley is believed to be disappointed with the appointment of Simmons after it was reported that he had pushed strongly for Olympian Greg Louganis.
"Greg Louganis is naturally disappointed to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to teach ballerinas how to fall to their knees and throw their heads back," Hurley told his hair-stylist last night.
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"Simmons will bring an extra dimension of theatricality to our appeals to the officials for penalties to be paid our way," ballet-student and hair-conscious coach James Hird told the mirror this morning.
But, leading forward and eye-catching diver Michael Hurley is believed to be disappointed with the appointment of Simmons after it was reported that he had pushed strongly for Olympian Greg Louganis.
"Greg Louganis is naturally disappointed to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to teach ballerinas how to fall to their knees and throw their heads back," Hurley told his hair-stylist last night.
When pressed why they were running with the stupid story, The Orble Team said that we've noticed that you have not created any posts on your Orble domain blog "Footy Power" for the last 55 days.
In another 5 days your blog will be placed on the inactive list to allow other bloggers to assume moderation.
To remove your blog from the inactive list simply create a post on your Orble blog to let us know that you are still interested in keeping it going.
Kind Regards,
The Orble Team.
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