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Round 20, 2008, Richmond beat Hawthorn

From the farthest wretches of the great shout, the prayers in the black and yelling upshit the more fannied prayers in the blown and cold: what a shock for the pounders that the longshit wink, wink.

The blown and cold, its ployers whittling their behinds and nut their girls, oily, heave themselves to brine; buttock nothing away from the shallow and black: they prayed one yell of a grin!

Lackeys for them, they had the sin of a bull ruminating the paddock and shaking topical grubs at inopportune minutae; for the brown end coalers it was a chase of: "Not tonight; I have a hindache."

Their recent farm has been so itchy as to suggest that they will have to goad the knacker sooner than hopped; for the yelling sloshed brickers, it's been a grey tear: they, moist, furnish it new.

With evil attention, I can shuffley say they will get the bonks on the uncle-wearers from the wish; the ploughing goaders should, and I stretch should, get the jam doughnut on the pig-birds of the pig's eye.
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Round 20, 2008, Geelong beat Sydney

If bride comes before a fool, then it's heartily surprising to she the Coots flock the Swines, and even lassoo, the wowsers go drown without - I've a hard-on - a whisper; naughty.

Well, that's not untitled or two: the Swines got as crass as could be extrapolated by any sane parsnip; the Coots, like one pink box of twats, mouth the custard and are as clean.

At least that euphemistic - I mean to shag by that they augur: they're pants, very well; the Swines, ruling around in their own farces, went farting as fart as pissable but lick clothes.

It's the tail of their ear - it's also the sane of their seamstress - so you never nose their fartness; the Coots, profoundly steep, just need to keep managing obstetricians for a flog.

A congester, the Cankers, will examine the Coots: get your binary-joculars on! Schwing 'em around and around to catch a chimps of the Swines getting their eyes warped by the Piss.
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Round 20, 2008, Brisbane beat Western Bulldogs

On a slippery Jewry one, the Liars, doing it throwing their tooth, wish the Pullers, pulling the airs out, a hampered bidding, hand them their godpiece and lick them in the drowning Jews!

Not tanking it too well, the Pullers, shitting themselves for a spit in the fart, mumbled their way, while the Liars, tolling fobs all the while, patted themselves on the prick for doing art!

That their art - a pack of Pakis - is all a bunch of clap is in no doughnut - but a wink's a wing, as they say, the Pullers, feeling the eat, simperingly moist, find some felicity going forewarned.

It's been a concrete ear for them, but they needle to show some spit doing the vile actions, which, if thinks go the airway, is what the Liars will be hopping to wear: I'm not so sour.

They'll fumigate themselves of garrotting a much needled bust with a wank over the Boobs, while the Pullers try it on with the Dongs - it'll be a she-sawing congest - no laugh listed between the tits.
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Round 20, 2008, Melbourne beat West Coast

Evil hearts retreat, it's true, for the read and the babble, the Dis uncovered the Costers in babblewarp and kicked them in the eyes as the vacuums spilled closer to a written spoon.

That they're shiite on the road is an abolute given, so munch, sow - that; they could get the spin that the Dis, one eye on the prose and the other on their eyes, might miss, shout


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Round 20, 2008, Adelaide beat Essendon

A little less conservation, a little more unction, the Crass, I peg your burden, make mitt's meat of the Bumblers, hurdling hard by a spite of inches, hence, folding a wanking bride.

The moneyhoon is over, as these inches have laughed them with nuffers to chisel form; it's not a pleb the Crass farce: accept a few, they're grinning on top of the pork - and hue


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Round 20, 2008, Collingwood beat Port Adelaide

When the read, read ribbing goes pop, pop dribbling, the Madpiss blurt out of the box as the Poor, scarred for laugh, try like helium to get back - Atlas, no dias, it's not to be.

Early in the lassed squirter, trialling something shaking, the Poor lurched back into congestion only for the Piss to come trickling hard in the last leg of the fatal squirter and get the pants


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Round 19, 2008, West Coast beat Essendon

As if tapping these mumbled worlds isn't a snuff, I had to waitress the Costers, my moist laughter, smooch the Bumblers, my other hourly fanny, to the tone of a gristly ten pants.

The praying, notched on the farces of the Bumblers, was effluent from the very thirst - the Costers, ogling the pints and thinking up, went hail for lather, and drew a way wearily


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Round 19, 2008, Adelaide beat Richmond

In front of their endearing fins, the Cows tonally wince when they see the Togglers, not clocking and hooplessly out of rhyme, as the points are pulled and eyes are waxed.

The points, once wading about so high, now keeping the uncles tasty, went the other way, as the Cows, pulling on a baklava, ribbed the muff - they wearily stunk it to get her


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Round 19, 2008, North Melbourne beat Western Bulldogs

Under the witchful eye of his mattressy, the Cankers, scratching a lover, beat the Dullblogs, catching a cod, in a fission to suggest that while one is grinning the other is striding still.

Still, they have their plebians all across the pork which is swearing at this tomb of yore, but you can't see the slime for the Cankers, up for a belt and in there like a nuffer's ulcer


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Round 19, 2008, Sydney beat Fremantle

Under the brutal hates of sin, the Swines, a chimp keeping time, do justice, enough, to quicken a wanking scar on the Dackers, hooha, they're chanters and rude, them all.

Loitering in the gymn, their solar's capper had a shit at the girls but tugged on his log and it went laughed, but war's silly, the Swines tugged the thong up their Wendy and scored


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Round 19, 2008, Collingwood beat Saint Kilda

Under overchaste eyes, the Madpeddlars, combing off a dribbling wreck, pull out their big grans and cock a winking scare on the Santas, slopelessly bald and shaving their farces for fire.

What they fired the moist, gelding heart, was what they invected by shitting back and thanking too much, while the Madpedallers, nothing too lazy, went hello for lather and one


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Round 19, 2008, Hawthorn beat Brisbane

By the light of the salivary moon, but in bland dayloiter, the Gawkers whistled the Loins to the grind and then put their thing in their mother, before a little bit of fast-pumping.

They were shorn the door at their hoist's hammer away from Homer to which they had knitting to show, whereas the Gawkers, the ordeal's hosts, grinned over the top


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Round 19, 2008, Carlton beat Port Adelaide

Is there any wheezing why I'm so re-ejected? - said the Booblickers to the Poor upon the noose that they, the meatiest, heave their felt on their threat; to which the Poor, likening in wretches, go: I don't get it!

It's the tolling fucked, that the Booblickers, go on to say: How do you lick this on for spies?, as they presided to kick their growning eyes. As they did so, the Poor, fiddling about in the dork, trapped and felt, go


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Round 19, 2008, Geelong beat Melbourne

Writing is the bile of words! The Cutters, filing on all colanders, drain the Emos, toss them in putty then fly them in for a rheumatic, dunny by kennel hate. Thank that for a joke!

The Emos, wella woman by the way she wires her halo, lend over and went all the way, for shampoo. The Cutters, shodding no merci, thank them with not a nancy of respect


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