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Barry Hall and Cerebral Hemorrhage

Wikipedia describes Barry Hall as: "a subtype of intracranial hemorrhage that occurs within the brain tissue itself. Intracerebral hemorrhage can be caused by brain trauma, or it can occur spontaneously in hemorrhagic stroke. Non-traumatic intracerebral haemorrhage is a spontaneous bleeding into the brain tissue."

Wikipedia describes Cerebral Hemorrhage as: "best known for his playing career with the Sydney Swans. He was one of the club's best players and onfield leaders, topping the Swans goalkicking between (2002-2007) and captaining the side on numerous occasions including the club's drought breaking premiership in 2005.

Wikipedia describes the Brent Staker Incident as: "the permanent cessation of reproductive fertility some time before the end of the natural lifespan. The term was originally used to describe this reproductive change in human females, where the end of fertility was traditionally indicated by the permanent stopping of Barry Hall."

Wikipedia describes Menopause as: "marred by a reputation for onfield aggression which has earned him the label of football "wild man" and he became one of the most feared players on the field. Several controversial and highly publicized incidents (often called "brain snaps" by the media) and tribunal appearances have interrupted his career."

Barry Hall describes Wikipedia as: "exhibiting systemic bias and inconsistency; critics argue that Wikipedia's open nature and a lack of proper sources for much of the information makes it unreliable. Some commentators suggest that Wikipedia is generally reliable, but that the reliability of any given article is not always clear. "
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Elimination Final, 2001, Carlton beat Adelaide

Spooned on by a home cloud, the misty Boobs took clout the Udderloaders merrily and dear, dint I just slave it. It was one of those gleams in your eye, infighting slip, yawn and mind: mighty Boobs.

A real handful, the mighty Boobs, were flirt too munch for their apeless clouterpants. Chairing the pill at wail from the canter squire: all the sighs were there airily for a bountiful time in the stun.

Despaired offalcuts skies, the sun shone (out my awning blackside ant the tame, I thwat). I cannon have predicted that the very naked your the Boobs would do so wail, in some pimples haze.

The very naked gambol, of curse, the Boobies, wall around good in circles, would come to the gamut and then slip right tight aghast. It was laughily to halve such a time then go hold to hold, naughtily.

Whence wilt we steed the Boobies tickled agroin in the end of the sneezing? I'm surly it will be spoon and when, form it tears when, it shawl be a tie that wail spoonly blind arse to the joist of laughing.


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Wilson Fires Up her Barbie Collection

Jeff farmer meets Caroline Wilson
Farmer on another charge for striking

In a mediation session orchestrated by The Age newspaper, former lovers Caroline Wilson and troubled Fremantle forward Jeff Farmer have talked over their differences that came to a head in a fiery alcohol-fuelled clash on Wednesday night.

Talking about Greek architecture today, Wilson, a resident of a nice house in a good suburb, wrote
THIS column does not profess to know why Jeff Farmer behaved the way he did on Wednesday night.

When grilled by Wilson as to why Richmond have been so pathetic for twenty years, the plinth just stood there stony-faced.

Farmer, more nomad than true agriculturalist, said that getting blind drunk helped him make Caroline good-looking.

In the mediation talks, a clearly drawn Farmer said that he wanted to be let go but, Wilson put the shoe on the other foot when she put the bag over his head.

Never one to put a man on a pedestal (except maybe her father - a former Tiger President, but then who knows what's going on there), Wilson today conceded that she had put Farmer up for a grilling if he was to put a foot wrong.

Farmer was unable to be reached today.

Wilson was today eating bricks, as she often is.
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