Harmes taps it back to Sheldon for a goal, 1979 Grand Final, Carlton v Collingwood
If ever a bloated deceased marsupial was over the line in the pocket it was in the 1979 Grand Final between Carlton and Collingwood. That it was tapped from the carpark into the square to be dribbled through for a dribbler just adds more assault to the wound-up.
It was a short stocky man with short stocky arms and short stocky legs and short stocky short and curlies who shot out a mongrel from a long way out. He ran onto the crappy punt of a kick, his short and girlies pimping feverishly.
When he reached the dying marsupial sprawling for safety he peeled his meat and potatoes on the wet ground of the hollowed G. His short and stinky arm extending as he put a pimple-picker on the perished possum - for the pooping possum was over the chalk.
The carcass cartwheeled into the cacking face of a short and ballsy shrimpbag, part of a mosquito's feet, who duly popped it through the bug stacks. That the whole affair was completely missed by the men in white was appealling to wobbly-chuckers.
The running in elipsis man on the side failed to seeth. He refused to put his instrument to his lips. Not because he couldn't but because he was in the pocket of the then silver-spooners, now wooden spooners.
It was a short stocky man with short stocky arms and short stocky legs and short stocky short and curlies who shot out a mongrel from a long way out. He ran onto the crappy punt of a kick, his short and girlies pimping feverishly.
When he reached the dying marsupial sprawling for safety he peeled his meat and potatoes on the wet ground of the hollowed G. His short and stinky arm extending as he put a pimple-picker on the perished possum - for the pooping possum was over the chalk.
The carcass cartwheeled into the cacking face of a short and ballsy shrimpbag, part of a mosquito's feet, who duly popped it through the bug stacks. That the whole affair was completely missed by the men in white was appealling to wobbly-chuckers.
The running in elipsis man on the side failed to seeth. He refused to put his instrument to his lips. Not because he couldn't but because he was in the pocket of the then silver-spooners, now wooden spooners.
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